People seem to be having trouble with their reading comprehension. The …

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Comment on Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration by Anonymous:

People seem to be having trouble with their reading comprehension. The term “a fair amount”, in this context means “a lot”. Similar to: a goodly amount; quite a bit; a good number of; I like a little tea with my sugar; the pope is sort-of catholic; etc.

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• Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration:
  

  I deeply regret having read this article… comments were great though don’t get me wrong, but my ass is clenched so tightly now its in danger of swallowing my jeans. Damn the news.

• Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration:
  

  Remember, don’t have sex with the chair.

• Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration:
  

  Dafuq did I just read?

• Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration:
  

  If they want to save money, use water instead of gas. Nobody would notice, and when it breaks you get a nice free drink

• Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration:
  

  HAHAHAHA you guys can’t escape, You can’t press down hard with your chair, and now you can’t stand up either, it’ll blow the second you lift your but, like those land mines.XDXDXD

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