Ume: Neko Moe Assassin

Author: Artefact
Categories: News
Date: Feb 15, 2009 11:25 JST

Tags: Animals, Moe, Neko, Video Gallery

Ume here, a Scottish fold kitten, is NucoNuco Douga’s top feline celebrity, with many hundreds of thousands of views, and even a meme based on subtly changing the titles of the videos to lure unsuspecting Nico-goers into forest fairy encounters.

Kitten or cat video fans may wish to peruse the below set of videos to better familiarise themselves with this moe icon:

Tare-Neko

Notorious Nico Gay Porn Sensation Comes to Japan

“Curry Neko”

Oppai Gaming Legends

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Comment by Anonymous

19:27 27/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

just watched all of them

i'm so sad...

see part12 if you wanna know why (need moonspeak ability)

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Comment by Anonymous

15:38 14/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Yeah...

For those who don't know: On March 11, Ume died from FIP (feline infectious peritonitis). I just found out about this...

RIP, Ume. We'll miss your adorable kitty antics.

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Comment by Crowbar

19:40 03/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

This is so cruel. A kitten of that age belongs to her mother and nowhere else. Degenerated pet objects.

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Comment by lol

21:11 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

dogs eat cats, so dogs rule.

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Comment by Kitty

13:06 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

what you do I combine one or two of those or even all of them....

Then at the end you put the sound of a gunshot, and photoshop some of the frames to show a picture of blood splatter.....

Hehehehe

I know I know this is bad taste but it would still be funny :P

Put a comment at the end "no animals were harmed int eh production of this video"

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Comment by Anonymous

03:41 19/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Soo... moeeee....
Now I want more kittens.....

Even if I already have about 14 in my house :P (most of them already grown, though)

nyaaa :3

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Comment by Cerberus

20:45 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

OMG its so cute!

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Comment by Kurohana Setsuna

15:42 18/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

MOE! I want one just like that, Neko so Cute...XD

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Comment by Zig

06:52 11/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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Comment by Anonymous

07:24 17/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

so cute. i wish i had some zippo

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Comment by DarksXP

00:27 10/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

cute, so cute..

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Comment by Anonymous

08:46 17/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

naw its uber cute <3

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Comment by Anonymous

00:13 09/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

the kitten looks delicious.

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Comment by Anonymous

11:31 01/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

Am I the only one that noticed it's a girl with the cat and that'd rather have the girl and not the cat?

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Comment by Anonymous

11:18 13/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

A Cat is fine too

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Comment by Anonymous

04:21 29/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

my gawd so cute

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Comment by Anonymous

14:15 24/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

How much do you think this kitten costs?

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Comment by Anonymous

06:57 24/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

This is making me hungry D:

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Comment by Anonymous

02:14 29/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

WARNING: SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA ULTIMATE CUTE CAT VIRUS HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.....

BRAIN SYSTEM WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 0.00001 SEC.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.....

( > . < )

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Comment by Envy

11:37 29/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

cute *-*

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Comment by Azure Sky

06:49 24/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Too much pussy...

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Comment by Anonymous

22:39 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

WARNING :
Young cat growing fast.
:/

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Comment by Ota-Kool

07:52 13/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

is cat appear in Nekonade?

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Comment by Anonymous

07:08 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Yeah, Pet that Pussy

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Comment by Anonymous

18:23 16/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

I would lold massively if in the last video we'll see this kitten being guro'ed to pieces and than putted into a blender.

lolz

Of course i would also cry

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Comment by Emcivy

13:56 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

why? I mean.... WHY?

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Comment by t//B

13:05 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

If this doesn't kill me of diabetes, I don't know what will.

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Comment by H8gwb

11:38 25/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Eating refined sugar will do it.

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Comment by Anonymous

10:13 27/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Nahh... Too overrated.

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Comment by Anonymous

11:24 01/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

I went "fffffff" then "aaaawwwwwwwwww". Me wants it T_T

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Comment by motaku96

14:23 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

It's a neko idol.

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Comment by quigonkenny

14:26 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

>>>"...and even a meme based on subtly changing the titles of the videos to lure unsuspecting Nico-goers into forest fairy encounters"

Wait, in Japan Rickrolling is done with cute kitties? What a country...

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Comment by exia

15:56 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

What?! Naruto episode XX is out?!!

What?! its a kitty?!?....aww cute kitty...yes you are so godamn memetastic arent you? come here..

(forgets about naruto)

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Comment by ManaYagami

16:06 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

You got it wrong, Japanese Rickroll with gay porn. "The Forest Fairy" in more detail: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/12/notorious-nico-gay-porn-sensation-comes-to-japan/

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Comment by Xavi

15:28 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

I remember myself longing so much for a kitten/cat since I was a little kid. It is so unfair that I suffer from cat allergies... :(

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Comment by Anonymous

07:11 17/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

wahahaha you suck

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Comment by H8gwb

11:37 25/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Anons trolling?!! NO WAI!

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Comment by kenjiharima

14:52 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

ohhh...so cute!

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Comment by Anonymous

12:55 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

I want a kitten now.

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Comment by namae

17:11 17/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

I can has kat?

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Comment by Nicocide

12:28 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Dogs got nothing on cats. These videos are just too damn cute. I so want a cat right now. XD

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Comment by Anonymous

11:39 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

猫耳 > 猫

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Comment by 1buttcheapdude

11:28 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

O.o nekos <3

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Comment by SnooSnoo

11:48 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Wait NucoNucoDouga?

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Comment by Yoichi

13:47 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Ummm... isn't "Neco Neco Douga" sounds better?

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Comment by Zelgadis4tw

15:53 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

I blame 2ch.

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Comment by nekotails

11:54 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

OMG it's so cute....

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Comment by mr.mortified

12:24 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

the cuteness~
it rots my brain!!!

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Comment by Icy-nee-san

11:56 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

The cuteness... MY EYES!! AHHHHHH!!! *Falls down stairs*

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Comment by Anonymous

05:17 16/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

Kawaii, Kawaii, Kawaii~

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Comment by chris

02:43 16/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

super cute

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