A 30-year-old man has been arrested for handing out leaflets on a roadside to schoolgirls, in an attempt to buy the urine of female high school students. He was apparently carrying a conical flask and a Tupperware box at the time.
The solicitation was considered a violation of youth protection laws and the suspect was promptly transferred to the public prosecutor’s office where he gave the following testimony:
“It’s a hobby of mine. Last year, I distributed the leaflets to about 30 people. It’s something pretty, thin girls have an interest in.”
Upon further investigation, it was discovered he had gotten the idea during July of last year after hearing a conversation between two female high school students near his house.
“How do you make extra money?”
“I’m selling my urine, it goes for a high price.”
Students reported the man to the teaching staff at their school who then contacted the police. The suspect had printed his address and cellphone number on the leaflets he was handing out, and thus the authorities had no difficulty locating him.
The leaflets themselves had been printed out on the suspect’s own home computer and advertised the fact that he was buying bodily fluids and underwear, amongst other things, with prices ranging from ¥2,000~¥4,000.
He was said to be interested in extracting the merchandise on the spot, and so was walking around with conical flasks and Tupperware dishes.
Via Itai News.
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And this on the day when a conservative Hindu religious party in India has announced its intention to start marketing a soft drink based on cows' urine (no, seriously, it's called Gau Jal, or "Cow Water"). Give me schoolgirls' urine any day.
Shinto 1, hinduism 0
wow a REAL LIFE philosopher stone!! except it isnt one and its made out of urine...
Aww come on fellows, if a guy with a girlfriend has a pee fetish nobody gets down on him.
Except the girlfriend, of course...
LOL, what will Japan think of next!? =D
Anyone for a Tank Police Joke ????
Buaku !!!!!
now that would be just taking the piss
WOW! Pee can sell for a high price nowadays in Japan.
if it does. then i can make a lot of money after a night of drinking???? wait do they want guy's pee too??? say yes i need money.
One step ahead of the game! lol
Come on.. we all know he just wants to "extract" them and not keep them..
I can't see what the problem is, unless as has already been alluded to, he is using it for magick/alchemy. As long as he just drinks it that's fine by me. But I would say that, I'm the guy who wouldn't let my ex use toilet paper while I was aroung because it was a waste of good pee...
And btw, in the days before large-scale synthesis of human hormones, the pharmaceutical companies used to buy the urine of nuns to extract estrogen for making contraceptive pills with.
Now they use pregnant mare's urine instead...and not for contraceptives either...
why does he need female urines? is he going to resell them over the internet or something?
mybe it has better falvor then guy's pee? he put it in a glass and does it like wine testing, yes the aroma... WTF... Garlic?! Damn next glass.
This is why I love Japan.
just... yea...
ok panties i can agree on to a dagree not that i would actualy buy them but there a pycily tangibal object and can be how you say keeped but the hell you ment to do with a vial of pee?
... seconds thoughts no i DONT want to know what anyone would do with it...
Isn't it obvious? He planned on using this as a way to practice becoming a Jarate master.
http://threefourt.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/peejar.jpg
Is there still no market for breast milk?
yes their is!!! Their's a place that makes tea but they breast milk, in place of cow milk. it's been around for a while now. they said it better for you.
Yeah.. no.
if you can sell your pee and get cash that's good enough for me XD who needs jobs now?
Eeeewwww!
To be honest though, if buying pee didn't include the guy WATCHING them pee, I don't see how bad that could be.
Given that perverts buying and doing whatever they do with it is kinda disgusting, what else is bad?
I guess it's kinda like selling used panties. Don't remember if that was illegal though. I do remember that very instructional video on why it's not very healthy to do it though... xD
Agreed. I don't see any harm in his activities since all did it willingly. What are they afraid of? Him cloning some girls from the samples?
is selling their bodies not enough? now those poor impovrished japanese school children have to resort to selling their scat....
Those Louis Vuitton purses don't buy themselves!
ROZFL!! It's amazing how excessively superficial majority of japanese women are
I would gladly sell my urine for money. I would get tons of money from nothing.
And why selling urine is comparable to prostitution?
I wonder who buy those natural product... I mean... I know some things like G***** S*****, but still. And does the price can go up if the product is good quality, and what is considered as good quality? LOL
.....*Sigh* Japan.
That's sick and stupid on the man's part.
And, why the hell did anyone bother to write a law against this? It's not like the kid is being harmed. (And, it's great training for later, when they have to take drug tests.)
Hah, this is what makes Japan so interesting, just one notch higher over watching puritans go ape-shit over some teens sending each other naked pictures over cell phones then arresting them for manufacturing child pr0n. Oklahoma anyone?
dude that is so not right....
man I do NOT understand the japanese's tastes in things...
As an English school teacher in Japan, I actually see that Japanese men are the most perverted in the world. I have decided to remain single until I am out of Japan, as I would not want to date any of these Japanese men. In Osaka, roughly 90% of men have been with a prostitute by the time they are 30 years old. Ask the rest of Asia. They will all tell you that Japanese men have a serious reputation for being perverts. Only in the west, we have this belief that they are polite and highly cultured. Ladies, don't get yourself involved with any Japanese boys.
As an european man I can assure you I have been with a few prostitutes already and still am not near thirty. Same goes for a lot of friends and coworkers of me.
I think Japan is just cool for the way it is!
Wow the title pic is awesome~is it a doujin?
This is epic.
Btw who is the artist and is there a larger resolution of the image anywhere?
I have a version where she has no pantsu on, will that do?
YES, THAT WILL SHURELY DO!
With cherry on top even
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/173729/
Check the children...
Maybe he likes the taste?
If it's sweet, he can tell them they have diabetes. Otherwise, I know overall urine is very sterile, unless it picks up bacteria that happens to be on the edges of its exit. And survivalists drink it, but only once. If you drink urine resulting from a previous round of urine drinking, it can be too toxic.
/The More You Know
sick sad world indeed.
This guy must have scene that animated gif of the Ragnarok Online Alchemist making yellow potions...
2000-4000 yen... no one in there right mind would pay that! Yellow potions are expensive to make, it'll probably cost more for low level alchemists...
This guy shoulda been a blacksmith, must more profit in selling +10 fists with element on them than potions...
Just to clarify that was posted by me, Sankaku isnt saving my name and email anymore wtf D:
and then with alchemist names like "I pissed in thi'" xD
Weird story though o.o
same here. I'm too lazy to write Anonymous so I just put Anon. So Anon is me to clear up any confusion.
You do know, that if you don't put anything, it does it for you....
Right, clears up ALL the confussion, thanks for the tip ;D...btw I'm having the same problem just didn't wish to make myself seem more stupid than I already was earlier tonight.