Schoolgirl Urine Trader Busted


A 30-year-old man has been arrested for handing out leaflets on a roadside to schoolgirls, in an attempt to buy the urine of female high school students. He was apparently carrying a conical flask and a Tupperware box at the time.

The solicitation was considered a violation of youth protection laws and the suspect was promptly transferred to the public prosecutor’s office where he gave the following testimony:

“It’s a hobby of mine. Last year, I distributed the leaflets to about 30 people. It’s something pretty, thin girls have an interest in.”

Upon further investigation, it was discovered he had gotten the idea during July of last year after hearing a conversation between two female high school students near his house.

“How do you make extra money?”

“I’m selling my urine, it goes for a high price.”

Students reported the man to the teaching staff at their school who then contacted the police. The suspect had printed his address and cellphone number on the leaflets he was handing out, and thus the authorities had no difficulty locating him.

The leaflets themselves had been printed out on the suspect’s own home computer and advertised the fact that he was buying bodily fluids and underwear, amongst other things, with prices ranging from ¥2,000~¥4,000.

He was said to be interested in extracting the merchandise on the spot, and so was walking around with conical flasks and Tupperware dishes.

Via Itai News.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:34 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And this on the day when a conservative Hindu religious party in India has announced its intention to start marketing a soft drink based on cows' urine (no, seriously, it's called Gau Jal, or "Cow Water"). Give me schoolgirls' urine any day.

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    Comment by tingle
    06:33 21/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shinto 1, hinduism 0

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    Comment by repure
    01:27 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow a REAL LIFE philosopher stone!! except it isnt one and its made out of urine...

    Comment by SaruDa
    01:41 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aww come on fellows, if a guy with a girlfriend has a pee fetish nobody gets down on him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except the girlfriend, of course...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL, what will Japan think of next!? =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:55 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone for a Tank Police Joke ????

    Buaku !!!!!

    Comment by Lost
    18:05 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    now that would be just taking the piss

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    Comment by Tommy
    00:29 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WOW! Pee can sell for a high price nowadays in Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 12/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if it does. then i can make a lot of money after a night of drinking???? wait do they want guy's pee too??? say yes i need money.

    Comment by takkun
    00:14 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    One step ahead of the game! lol

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    Comment by Lerry[maru]
    18:31 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Come on.. we all know he just wants to "extract" them and not keep them..

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:19 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't see what the problem is, unless as has already been alluded to, he is using it for magick/alchemy. As long as he just drinks it that's fine by me. But I would say that, I'm the guy who wouldn't let my ex use toilet paper while I was aroung because it was a waste of good pee...

    And btw, in the days before large-scale synthesis of human hormones, the pharmaceutical companies used to buy the urine of nuns to extract estrogen for making contraceptive pills with.

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    05:28 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now they use pregnant mare's urine instead...and not for contraceptives either...

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    Comment by metatron
    18:34 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why does he need female urines? is he going to resell them over the internet or something?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:52 12/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mybe it has better falvor then guy's pee? he put it in a glass and does it like wine testing, yes the aroma... WTF... Garlic?! Damn next glass.

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    Comment by Actar
    21:00 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is why I love Japan.

    Comment by Lost
    21:40 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    just... yea...

    ok panties i can agree on to a dagree not that i would actualy buy them but there a pycily tangibal object and can be how you say keeped but the hell you ment to do with a vial of pee?

    ... seconds thoughts no i DONT want to know what anyone would do with it...

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    Comment by Blu_Haze
    11:30 01/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't it obvious? He planned on using this as a way to practice becoming a Jarate master.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 26/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is there still no market for breast milk?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:59 12/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes their is!!! Their's a place that makes tea but they breast milk, in place of cow milk. it's been around for a while now. they said it better for you.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    13:43 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if you can sell your pee and get cash that's good enough for me XD who needs jobs now?

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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    13:03 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To be honest though, if buying pee didn't include the guy WATCHING them pee, I don't see how bad that could be.

    Given that perverts buying and doing whatever they do with it is kinda disgusting, what else is bad?

    I guess it's kinda like selling used panties. Don't remember if that was illegal though. I do remember that very instructional video on why it's not very healthy to do it though... xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed. I don't see any harm in his activities since all did it willingly. What are they afraid of? Him cloning some girls from the samples?

    Comment by mr.mortified
    12:56 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is selling their bodies not enough? now those poor impovrished japanese school children have to resort to selling their scat....

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:19 13/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those Louis Vuitton purses don't buy themselves!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:35 11/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ROZFL!! It's amazing how excessively superficial majority of japanese women are

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    Comment by Xavi
    17:43 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would gladly sell my urine for money. I would get tons of money from nothing.
    And why selling urine is comparable to prostitution?

    Comment by WondrousWizard
    14:11 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder who buy those natural product... I mean... I know some things like G***** S*****, but still. And does the price can go up if the product is good quality, and what is considered as good quality? LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:53 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    .....*Sigh* Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:51 25/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's sick and stupid on the man's part.

    And, why the hell did anyone bother to write a law against this? It's not like the kid is being harmed. (And, it's great training for later, when they have to take drug tests.)

    Comment by rockbottom
    13:18 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hah, this is what makes Japan so interesting, just one notch higher over watching puritans go ape-shit over some teens sending each other naked pictures over cell phones then arresting them for manufacturing child pr0n. Oklahoma anyone?

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    Comment by Tsuichi Rin
    07:12 24/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    dude that is so not right....
    man I do NOT understand the japanese's tastes in things...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:09 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As an English school teacher in Japan, I actually see that Japanese men are the most perverted in the world. I have decided to remain single until I am out of Japan, as I would not want to date any of these Japanese men. In Osaka, roughly 90% of men have been with a prostitute by the time they are 30 years old. Ask the rest of Asia. They will all tell you that Japanese men have a serious reputation for being perverts. Only in the west, we have this belief that they are polite and highly cultured. Ladies, don't get yourself involved with any Japanese boys.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 26/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As an european man I can assure you I have been with a few prostitutes already and still am not near thirty. Same goes for a lot of friends and coworkers of me.

    I think Japan is just cool for the way it is!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:57 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow the title pic is awesome~is it a doujin?

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    Comment by Jarmel
    12:58 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is epic.

    Btw who is the artist and is there a larger resolution of the image anywhere?

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    Comment by Artefact

    I have a version where she has no pantsu on, will that do?

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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    13:04 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    With cherry on top even

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    Comment by Jarmel
    13:45 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe he likes the taste?

    Comment by Anon
    13:52 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If it's sweet, he can tell them they have diabetes. Otherwise, I know overall urine is very sterile, unless it picks up bacteria that happens to be on the edges of its exit. And survivalists drink it, but only once. If you drink urine resulting from a previous round of urine drinking, it can be too toxic.

    /The More You Know

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    Comment by stewie
    13:48 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    sick sad world indeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:56 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This guy must have scene that animated gif of the Ragnarok Online Alchemist making yellow potions...

    2000-4000 yen... no one in there right mind would pay that! Yellow potions are expensive to make, it'll probably cost more for low level alchemists...

    This guy shoulda been a blacksmith, must more profit in selling +10 fists with element on them than potions...

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    14:57 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just to clarify that was posted by me, Sankaku isnt saving my name and email anymore wtf D:

    Comment by TomTom
    16:02 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and then with alchemist names like "I pissed in thi'" xD

    Weird story though o.o

    Comment by Anon
    16:50 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    same here. I'm too lazy to write Anonymous so I just put Anon. So Anon is me to clear up any confusion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:11 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You do know, that if you don't put anything, it does it for you....

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    17:10 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Right, clears up ALL the confussion, thanks for the tip ;D...btw I'm having the same problem just didn't wish to make myself seem more stupid than I already was earlier tonight.

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