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lol! dolphin+human=mermaid or merman
ill have to look for it but i remember seeing a video of a girl at her birthday went swiming with dolphins or something like that. but the dolpihin just chased her around with its penis.
must... unwatch....
And that's how Aquaman was born! LOL.
A horny male dolphin can be quite dangerous, because they can really mess you up when their lipsticks out.
that was kinda disturbing. its not like a dog humping your leg.
it wasn't giving up, then again, what male would not give up.
i guess they know the different between a man and woman.
dude...didn't you notice that he [the dolphin] even went for the man?
lots of lols
http://www.graphicsmash.com/comics/wonderella.php?view=archive&chapter=14244&mpe=0 [http://www.graphicsmash.com/comics/wonderella.php?view=archive&chapter=14244&mpe=0]
I have no idea if it's true, but it's funny, and that's what really counts.
Its a well known fact that dolphins have very bad eyesight so they basically try to recognize stuff around them using sonar (eg. they only "see" the skeleton, heart beats and pulmons breathing).
This may break the myth, but since ancient times dolphins often "saved" drowning people because in water when a person suffocates trying to breath for air while underwater, for nearby dolphins it "sounds like" when a fellow dolphin is drowning (when unconscious or ill) in which situation other dolphins push the victim out of the water so it can get the necessary air intake and "wake up".
You must remember dolphins are mamals like us and from what their senses tells them we are quite close to what a fellow dolphin "looks like" (albeit we lack ultrasonic abilities and we can breath underwater using oxygen masks), so this dolphin probably was horny for some female dolphin and made a mistake :)
But it's still fun to watch :P
Following up to Anons post:
I've read some articles on the web saying that dolphins are in fact more identical to humans than apes....
Great info. ^^ Thanks.
Not quite.
Dolphins have "ultrasonic vision", thanks to their echolocation. They can clearly see that humans internal structure is different from their own. They can see your bones and your organs, and you don't look ANYTHING like a dolphin.
However, most dolphins have no reason to fear mankind, and since they are intelligent, highly curious, and highly sexual creatures, it isn't surprising that many a male dolphin would try to have sex with a fellow being it sees as big, possibly intelligent enough to screw, and non-dangerous.
Dolphins saving humans does happen. It could be those dolphins like people, or don't like to see a fellow air-breather drown. But one echolocation blast, and they know you aren't a dolphin, so whether they help you or not, that's up to them.
was whoever taking the video laughing LOLing under water?
lol dolphin rampage XD
Just a funny Dolphin D:
"So long and thanks for all the fish." Dolphin's last message before leaving planet Earth as in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy :3
The British Government disaproves of this...
Also: The dolphin's dolphin is showing!
Bestiality one step further
LoL @ the dolphin
The Bloodhound Gang said it best:
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel"
LOL
Jesus fucking christ!!
Even a dolphin would hit that.
EVEN the Dolphin is getting some T_T.
majestic animal, my ass!
Ha, here in Brazil we know about this for centuries, there is a kind of dolphin in Brazil called BOTO, and one of the brazilian legends state that when a girl becomes pregnant whitout being married it is the BOTO's fault, now this video proves that it is a true, the BOTOS are raepecists!
he can smell fish
I'm sure someone wrote a song about this once...."this must be underwater love" or something like that...
It smelled like fish.
hahaha
atleast that girl had a nice body :) who can blame the dolphin now? he is innocent. Her body was just waaay too hot :X
bitch should stay out of the water, when she's on the rag.
to restore her honor the japanese need to kill lots of dolphins. It's why they eat octopus after all those octopus rapes
Shamu.
the dolphin probably smelt fish......
So that's how you make a mermaid...
I won't ever see Flipper the same way again!
That pretty much destroyed part of my childhood!
Sniff!
...laughin all the way
this
is
the
horniest
dolphin
ever
That dolphin REALLY wants some pussy!
I love dolphins... but I dont think THAT much xD
Maybe it smells like fish...
Bad Flipper! BAD!!
>hey since i don't have a dick i guess i'll use my mouth
blew me away haha
holy shit i just now saw the penis god i wish i hadn't what is this i don't even
After dark, the woman snuck back into the water.
You mean after dark, the man snuck back...
/r/ Gallery.
HAHAHAHAHA!
The dolphin smelled... FISH!
maybe the girl is having/had/going to have her period? so the dolphin thinks it's fish....
Yes, 'cause fish always give me a raging hardon
Most likely one of the keepers taught it to.
Sick fucks.
Dolphins do this sort of thing quite naturally... If anything teaching it to would be rather dangerous.
When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.
Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Post looked interesting, but TL;DR
That story has been in internet many years.
lolwut?
I actually read the whole thing. I usually never do that. If you don't mind me asking, HOW THE FUCK do you know this stuff?
What gets me is you actually posted something many would consider bestiality, Artefact.
Hopefully, this server isn't in the UK, or this could get the place shut down....
Rubbish. I've seen worse on TV.
Why do people feel obliged to make a fuss over these things? It reminds me of schoolchildren: "You've done it now, wait till teacher hears about this!"
I'm not telling if you're not. XD
But srsly... do you see this becoming an issue anytime soon? For this place?