I would love some Miko-armpit flavored tea… *looks hungrily at the Reimu can …

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Comment on Touhou Canned Tea Vending Machine by Azure Xuchilbara:

I would love some Miko-armpit flavored tea…

*looks hungrily at the Reimu can with a nosebleed*

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