The below image, purportedly of a test from a Japanese “English” class exam, strangely includes atypical names that would only be familiar to fans of Code Geass and Gundam 00.
Putting aside whether it is genuine or not (it certainly wouldn’t be the strangest thing yet seen in a Japanese English class), it is amusing to fill in the blanks…
To Love-Ru Darkness Totally Tentacular
Ano Hana Naruko Anjo Anal Dress Figure
Top 10 Most Followed Seiyuu
Wonder Festival 2012 Winter Wondrous As Ever
Ciel nosurge: “Your Date With Ion = $170″
Nisemonogatari – “Where Did All The Ero Go!?”
Police Hunt Ushijima for “Public Indecency”
Cops Bust Cop in Nude BDSM Club Raid
K-ON! “Causes Keionbu Girl Band Boom”
Vippers vs Vankers: 2ch Targets “Korean Propaganda”
Overflow Delays “Final” Game: “We Are Not Going Bankrupt!”
Ritsu Topless Manga Time – “She Has Boobs After All!”
Top 10 Most Boring Anime of Winter 2012
Behold: The ONACOUNTER
Future Diary Unveils Eye-Popping Scenes of Sex & Guro
K-ON! Pilgrims Invade London
Top 10 Essential Anime Elements
Lolicon Teacher Rapes Pupils 37 Times, Faces 30 Years
Strike Witches Movie Trailer Unveiled
China Menaced by Exploding Coins
Wonder Festival 2012 Winter Cosplay
“Post The Highest Level Cosplay Ever!”
“Share The Cutest Cosplay Ever”
“Dolls vs Figures – Which is Best?”
“Why Do Girls Always Have Such Cute Rooms!?”
Ranka Lee Wedding Dress Cosplay by Tomia
Shoko-tan’s Madoka & Ika-chan Cosplay “Excessively Cute”
Guilty Crown Yuzuriha Inori Cosplay by Sasa
IdolMaster G4U: “Who Needs 3D Idols Now?”
Anegasaki Nene Cosplay by Rinami
Lol, wish I could learn my Japanese the same way....
>.<
i lol'd so hard XDDD
Why couldn't my highschool English teacher be like that T.T
There are a lot of foreign students from America, Canada, and other places of the world that go to Japanese elementary and high schools to teach english in different programs.
Around my area it is known as the JET program and I've heard of many an anime fan run off to Jpan in that fashion. My guess is likely, someone like that prepared the above test for lulz.
"I WANT YOU TO COME OVER AND FUCK MY SISTER"
Something like that?
that was maritan english learning right?
ROFLMAO
This reminds me a lot of that, mari-tan was hilarious.
Nonono. Its more like this:
"I LIKE YOU. WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER."
wrong, it's I like you. Please come over to my house and fuck my sister
Well, anything to make learning English interesting I guess.
Malaysian otakus! Remember the 'Moving With English' textbooks? LOL!
A student probably geassed celestial being into blackmailing her to change the test lol
Or maybe he just geassed the answers...
nice questions but i have a question:
DOES THE MAKER OF THIS TEST IS AN OTAKU?
epic.
an otaku-sensei hum...
sounds good
So many replies and no non-joke translation yet?
DO want this test.
this reminds me a bit of my grade 9 math class where one of the example questions on the board had Naruto mixing various drinks so he would have enough for breakfast. This was a couple months before the first episode of Naruto was aired on Canadian tv. After the question was done some girl asked why he would mix the drinks like that and the teacher said "Because Naruto is an idiot."
Then there was the time when we were playing jeopardy and the 500 point bonus question was name an anime. That was the only question that came up during the game I could answer and I was up to answer for my team, I won.
And then on the algebra test the teacher made a question about buying a certain amount of of ps2 and GBA games costing a certain amount of money. I was able to get the answer right only because the teacher used the real world prices for GBA and PS2 games in Canada at the time.
lol about your naruto question!
Ale's "I have control" line starts to haunt me..
My bet t was one of the JTLE teachers who designed the test; probably also an otaku who thought the kids would relate >_>
Definitely, I know ALEs who make quizzes based on jpop, anime etc all the time, just for something the kids might actually take an interest in (since English is pretty much the bottom of their 'give a shit about' pile). And of course there's the famous "fill in the blank" Penny Arcade strips, I know those get a workout...
3rd question, I see the test maker/teacher is into BL
Quen...whats the sauce for the nice pix you posted?
Like the true connoisseur I am, I always enjoy my pictures with a good sauce.
Happy Water
http://www.eonet.ne.jp/~happy-water/
Some gorgeous artwork there, and the circle releases doujin, sometimes in full color, fairly regularly.
Excuse me while I go laugh myself silly.
Do you ever sleep
hahaha oh my god
By the way, where is Artefact from?
Mount Olympus
He doesnt know the meaning of that word xD
Au contraire - I sleep quite a lot, and as I've been a bit too busy to post much lately, I've had a good amount these past few days.
Artefact, on the other hand, does not sleep. Perhaps he's a robot...
or a Famine
or Like the Fireball!
Or Kusanagi Motoko... mystery~
Hahaha, LoLztrons!
"Suzaku raped her with my lunch"! - lol
Or a Gundam
ORE WA GUNDAM? I swear I have only ever had my Japanese key input work right only once, and no clue how it just did.
Man, I wanna become a celebrity on Sankaku too! I need to troll more.
Or God.
Mr. Kami-sama
Or an Innovator...
1. _ _ _ who to fuck _
2. _ _ very _ when he _ my bones
3. _ _ _ which of _ he undressed
4. _ took _ happily _ _
5. _ left _ tampon _ _
6. _ fucked _ with _ _
Sadly those ARE the correct answers
Zero fuck me with his guitar? OMFG!? O.o'
it should be fucked :P
#4 = _ took _ naked _ _
its better ;)
Suzaku left her tampon my lunch?
I accidentally the whole bottle. Is that bad?
Yes, she did.
That will be in question 5. Close passage :)
They live in "No Child Left Behind," man. Finally, they're throwing these kids some sort of slack. ;)
I guess they haven't had "No Child Left behind" yet?- lol.
Guess you can't read Japanese. It is a proper G-related answer. Funny find, though!
wwwwww lol
wwwww you are such a weaboo to use wwwwww on an english language site wwwww
mm good work using wwww and lol in the same post
I can't think of anything to say to this other than....cool!
I can't stop laughing at Q4. LOLOL...
Same here XD
LOL'd hard
I'm thinking this is fake. Zero doesn't even sound like a normal name. Well neither does Lockon, but still.
lol do you even watch Gundam 00 and Geass ?
only funny if your a fan. go watch those series and youll undertand the hilarity of it. ahah lelouche to clovis ahaha to bed
Suzaku ate her and my lunch.
Right....
i wish this was my teacher
I LOL'd so hard at Q4....
Wish my previous english teacher gives questions like these. It would encourage students learnings - otaku student ;P
Well, I quess that's what U'll get when ur english teacher is an otaku
I just hope that it's not about Doraemon...
I don't mind if my teacher is an Otaku it's even better I caa give my 100% concentration.
I wish the tests on our exams are like that...
Lelouch and Clovis went to bed... together.