A university professor (62), who taught logic, over a twenty year period called over a thousand of his female students to his office, where he would beguile them with logic into allowing him to fondle their breasts.
He used the same argument each time, and only recently did a student manage to see through it, resulting in his arrest.
His technique was bizarre, but highly logical:
First the professor would call his chosen students to his office, for a lesson in logic:
“I can touch you without laying so much as a finger on you” he would say.
The perplexed students would naturally tend to respond “Impossible.”
If they did, he would follow through with “If I can’t do it, I’ll give you ¥1,000.”
If the student agreed to the “wager”, he would immediately pull out his wallet, hand them a ¥1,000 note, and then begin brazenly fondling their breasts.
Those students who complained of sexual harassment or worse, he would silence with the following line of argument: “As you in fact gave verbal assent to the contract and accepted the ¥1,000 fee, the contract is complete. It’s meaningless to try to take this to court.”
He continued this same tactic for some 20 years without issue, and his victims are thought to number over a thousand. None it seems could overcome his logical arguments, or possessed knowledge of the fact that illegal contracts are unenforceable.
Only recently it seems did a student actually bring this to the attention of the proper authorities; he was soon arrested on charges of indecent assault.
Police are scathing, and are look at adding as many charges as they possibly can: “He abused his knowledge of logic to undertake this dastardly scheme.”
Via (the very dubious) Kyoko.
This unfortunate career of minor infamy certainly place the professor’s reputation in the gutter, but we must also wonder at either the intelligence, or the virtues of his student victims.
Buying his line says little about their wits, whilst settling for a bargain basement groper’s fee of 1,000 also says even less about them…
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as wrong as it was to do they shoud just let it go I know it seems wrong but come on the guy is like 1000
Somewhat disappointed, the headline actually made me expect some kind of awesome rocket science.
Now I don't know how good a translation 'touching without using fingers is', but the concept is kinda dumb.
If he knew what he was doing, he could've made the bet, then rub their breasts with his forearms, feet, or whatever other bodypart he wanted (cough) and then walk away while keeping his money. If that had worked thousand times that might actually have been worth a round of applause.
Otherwise it's just a somewhat (un?)cleverly wrapped "Will you let me touch you for 1,000 yen?" (Which might have yielded a similar success rate with less risk of legal repercussions depending on how and where he does it (and on his looks, probably.))
I am the bone of my logic.
Arguments are my body, and ¥1,000 notes are my blood.
I have groped over a thousand breasts.
Not known to police.
Nor known to university administrators.
Have withstood fallacy to grope many boobs.
Yet those arguments will never pass logical scrutiny.
So as I pay, Unlimited Boob Gropes.
so much GAR
lol :) so actually archer was a pervert!?
Archer was a born genius. We all know that.
THIS MAN MUST TEACH ME HIS WAYS
You may think this it's really hard to fall in this trap. If you were to a have a strong mind you can manipulate people easily, it's kinda like the law of attraction. (The Law of Attraction is used in occults that are ran by many people who belong to our gov't)
This is why hypnotists are very tricky. If you were to understand how The Law of Attraction works perfectly, it would then be impossible to fall into any scam, murder, accident ect.
The only rule about the law of attraction is not to think negatively over anything.
If he was worried about what he was doing, and that he might go to jail.... Right there is braking the law of attraction, there fore he would have a really high chance on getting caught.
The Law of Attraction is a universal law used by many of our leaders, and even many famous people.
It can grant fame and fortune at the cost of nothing.
If you were connected to one of the 13 main bloodline of Royalty, you would know everything about this.
his ways are a path to enlightenment!!
"Police are scathing, and are look at adding as many charges as they possibly can"
They are counting how many medals to award to him?
that's an old trick...
I used to do this in high school, it was so LOL.
Well I got slapped in the face many times too, they would not listen to my reasoning T_T too bad...
Oh, someone threw reason out of the window.
hey guys
kyoko shimbun is famous joke site
Sort of like the Onion, but more realistic...
I wish I could be him. Maybe I will try calling over some of my female coworkers to my office right now!
So~ educational!! XD
Gee, another case? AGAIN? *rolleyes*
Yeah, so that makes it, what? 20 odd cases being posted on SC in less than 1 year. That is certainly amazing...... >.<
What most Americans are failing to realize here is that in Japanese society, only recently have sexual assault cases been taken care of properly. In the past, even if the woman won the case, she was still ridiculed, and became a social outcast, sometimes even within her own family. Still, very few sexual assault cases lead to any sort of punishment for the criminal, but instead the person being assaulted is ridiculed for putting herself in that situation, even if there was no way she could know that was going to happen.
In the U.S., we still have some cases where the case is not handled properly, but it's becoming more and more rare. So, what we think is a common sense issue with sexual assault is not necessarily true in Japan.
After all, in a country where you are almost always surrounded by people, social standing is one of the most important things to consider, and someone who reported the professor in this situation could have her social standing reduced to the point to where she can't get hired for most positions due to the scandal the case would cause.
Orientalist claptrap. Sexual assault is prosecuted extremely vigorously in Japan, and people view the victims of such with as much sympathy as anywhere else.
Well, it certainly seems as if you have never lived in Japan as a woman, or known any woman in Japan who was a victim to sexual assault. They are getting better, but there are still a lot of cases where the victim is victimized further by the justice system and the society.
hahaha that was hilarious
too bad this is a fake news story lol
on the article right next to the title on kyoko it says "this is fake news desu"
but you see, they change the text colour to white so you can only see it if you highlite it lol
this is what it says
" セクハラ教授を逮捕 １千人以上の胸触るこれは嘘ニュースです"
english: perverted teacher arrested, over 1000 gropings This is fake news
Brilliant!!
That teacher possiblely was in Peru. There was a engineer at inictel where he could learn all that fuck behavior with girls. There was a japanese that has a "mekake" in Huaral Lima Peru. He comes to Peru one or twice a year to visit her.
whats a mekake.
Distinguished Prof. in Oppai lol
This is how nerds can be almost as dangerous as jocks.
Don't trust smart people if you are not...
I have newfound respect for Japanese professors.
“I can touch you without laying so much as a finger on you”
I can do that for real, I just use the palms of my hands and don't touch with the fingers, or use some other part of my body. Of course he might not have formulated it this exact way in Japanese.
Good ol' simple logic.
At first, I thought the news was "They're letting professors teach hentai now?".
Using logic to make girls let him grope them? Spock will be proud.
wow! now we need forceable illegal contracts!
MASTER!!
lol, if this was in America, that guy would have been shot dead on his 10th try ;D
Using Logic 4 Lolis!!!
This guys is my hero.
Geez, im a scientist, but never though before of
this myself.
Gotta try it...
What?! Another Blackmailing teacher from an eroge in real life? =_=
What logic has done?
Haha, this guy's a genius!
Brb guys, going to become a logic professor
Logic 069: The Logic of Ero-Persuasion ^__^
No, no, you won't need fingers for 69 ^__^
As the students should have perceived, the logical error is more basic than the error in legal reasoning.
If not-P then Q
Q
Therefore not-P
Does not follow.
I'd make sure my tutees knew that... but I don't teach logic. I teach ethics.
we need to study his technique, for science!!!
X = I can touch you without laying a finger on you.
Y = I will give you ¥1,000.
Premise 1: If NOT-X, then Y.
Premise 2: Y.
Prof's Conclusion: NOT-X.
Logical fallacy via affirmation of the consequent. Professor fails.
Well, we obviously don't know what he really said verbatim (or literally translated). He "should" of course have touched them, then said, "oops, looks like I've failed and you win the 1000 yen." I put the "should" in quotes, because what he really should have done is not do that kind of thing. And if he has indeed given them the 1000 first and then proceeded to fail the bet on purpose, he should get an additional charge for misrepresenting the very topic he teaches.
I was thinking the same thing. Cause and effect are not interchangeable.
it seems to me though that he's saying that because he can't touch them without laying his fingers on them he'll pay them 1000 yen to touch them
Which is essentially saying the same thing, but backwards.
So how did he touch them without laying a finger?
he did touch the breasts with the fingers,
he would rather give the thousand away for the breasts ^^
I'll bet we'll see some lame American rendition of this incident on "Law and Order: SVU" by October, at the latest.
Bom-BOM!
A true hero.
OUR new true hero
Crafty. Mindfuckery is awesome.
1000yen * 1000 pairs of boobs = 1,000,000yen.
Thats 7,713.668 GBP or 11,185.8874 USD for 20 years of boob fondling. also of note, 20 years is about 7,304 days, so thats basicly one girl a week.
Value for money? You decide.
You'd think he'd get bored of it eventually.
How do you get bored of breasts? Especially after only 20?
20 years
Most people will spend more than 1000 yen on coffee within the span of a week or less.
Not to mention, just being able to claim to have fondled that large a number of breasts is quite a thing. And I imagine he only picked out students that seemed to be worth it.
I think its much more likly he picked out the stupid ones.
So again the ones who had the nicest cans? ;D
second that!
Costs you about that much for a boob grab at a strip club table dance.
maybe he thinks stupid students look better and are nicer to touch than strippers? :)
I spend a lot more money on wine each day lol.
Got to love the teaching job really. With knowledge you can easily be superior to others.
anyone who was able to be fooled by his outdated logic deserved to get groped and i feel no regret in saying that
....Anyone can see through that!
Were the students sleeping through his classes or something?!
He probably used his logic to put them to sleep, then, well, you can guess what comes next.
Science!
Everyday is a fine day for science!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! DeeDee, wot hav' you donn¿
The funny thing is this guy approximately payed a million yen overall to grope a thousand girls if the estimate is right. Wow...
No, because if we use logic, we can think that he touched them with the palm of his hand, which allows not to "lay a finger" over them, so he didn't have to pay.
I think we should put this myth to the test. Mythbusters style!
Seconded.
ITS A TRAP!
they work so its okay xD
Well, that's pretty dumb. I'd say the students are at fault here for letting themselves be touched, I mean, they're UNIVERSITY (adults in japan?)students, not high school/middle/kindergarden, they've got no excuse for their dumbness or consentment.
Although yeah, sick old man should be punished for the groping.
Or, you know, maybe they were scared by it and just wanted to forget?
Most girls don't want to go screaming about it if they were just assulted. If they were in uni, even more reason, as that sort of thing on one's record can interupt or ruin your studies.
Maybe they enjoyed it?
hey, they got like 10 bucks for it, I'd say a good profit for just a squeeze, right?
Most university students in japan are about as mature as high school students in western countries.
Of course, you'd know.
The victims are probably some innocent student
by hearing word "touch" and "body", most women can figure out what's his intention
The students dumb enough to fall for it are the ones who take the bet without realizing there's ways to touch somebody without using your fingers. >_>
That's exactly what I thought LOL
but the bastard sais without lifting so much as a finger all he did was take out the money they probably touched his hand while taking the money meaning he didnt touch them they touched him
What about your toes?
Just wait for it:
I can make you find me innocent without laying so much as a finger on you.
Amazing that he got away with it for 20 years.
Perhaps he was only detected now because attitudes have shifted enough for victims to feel safe to come forward.
I think they thought that if they go to police or whatever, the professor will tell the police about the "contract" and she will be declared as a prostitute.
The victims often think that it will be embarrassing when other people know about the case.
Especially in Japan. Rape victims often won't come forward because they're afraid the shame of it would wreak their lives. To be a victim is to stand out, and can't have that happen in a country that revolves around "social harmony"...
Fondling breasts has always been rocket science. All porn stars graduated on this subject and are highly educated without exception.
smart professor teach lesson to dumb university student....
considering that the number has reach thousands over,
its easy to tell that none of the student in the past 20years know nuts about how contract works...
good job professor~~~
This man is a GENIUS!!!
Reminds me of that movie "Derailed" where Clive Oven does something similar. He bets Jennifer Aniston $20 that he could kiss her without touching her lips.
He then goes and kisses her. She obviously claims he touched her lips and he responds by saying that's the best $20 he's ever spent.
a very cleaver tactic
Good lord.
Females are so stupid.
Oh Good Lord.
I was just about to say that.
Females are so stupid.