Otaku Stalk Aya Hirano: “Hunt Her Down & Bite Her Meat!”

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Obsessed Malaysian otaku have launched a hunt of epic proportions for bikini idol Aya Hirano after it emerged she was in the country briefly for filming; their hysteria has in a day spanned 20 pages and encompassed efforts to check hotels, to analyse her photos and even to track her down using Google Earth, after she unwisely posted pictures from her hotel on her blog.

Their manic efforts have taken on a bizarre sense of farce, as it has emerged that throughout their frantic search Aya Hirano had in fact already returned to Japan, with the result that their hunt was focused on prey already far out of reach.

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“i dont mind being prisoned if i could grab her butt/whatever.”

A mere day after news of Aya Hirano’s arrival in Malaysia, and subsequent posing in a veil, like sharks converging on the bloody scent of chum in the water, a horde of otaku descended upon the thread at popular Malaysian forum Lowyat.net, each vowing to hunt down the elusive celebrity for his own dark purposes.

After first being incredulous at the photos of a veiled Aya Hirano and being convinced they were Photoshop work, soon the otaku Aya stalkers managed to enlist the aid of Japanese speakers in confirming that she did indeed write that she was in Malaysia on her official blog.

This ignited a frenzy of speculation as to where she might be going and, most importantly, where she was staying and how she could be accosted.

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“Lets guess what angle this is and hotel its from. TONIGHT WE DINE WITH AYA.”

Soon after, search parties were being organised, and observers began the painstaking process of calculating her precise hotel room and floor from a grainy shot taken out of a hotel window with a mobile phone, and it seems unlikely the stalkers will give up until she is sighted safely back in Japan.

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“The first one to identify this hotel — WIN”

We even hear of them checking with hotels in a vain attempt to find out if there is anyone staying there under her name; in this they are unsuccessful, speculating that she might be registered under a different name.

Clearly, Aya Hirano’s staff already have to deal with swarms of Japanese otaku, so we must expect they have defensive countermeasures in place.

Here is a condensed version of the discussion which should give you some idea about the the perverse otaku frenzy currently gripping Malaysian stalkers:

“Lets organize a aya hirano seach party right now?”

“japan embassy didn’t pick up the phone”

“Somebody camp outside Nikko (suspected hotel) and give us pics lulz”

“Or atleast find one of her crew members and make him/her talk.”

“i dont mind being prisoned if i could grab her butt/whatever.”

“This is a bloody madness !!”

“Commencing OPERATION AYA at 1700hrs – commander must give phone number to sms XD”

“Johor has their sex party…. we have Hirano-san party!!!”

“Now Im seriously considering ditching my new year eve plans and camping out at nikko.”

“how dare she ikku in malaysia and not notify us fans.”

“If target caught we advertise in 2ch and make those otaku cry.”

“Who is Aya Hirano again?”

“She is your father.”

“You guise better be quick; latest intel says that alot of other Malaysian anime boards are also organizing their own massive manhunt for Aya”

“she is using her HP to take photo. doCoMo N905i. lol. tht is what she use to blog :3”

“we got Google satellite tracking on Aya now!”

“(redacted) is currently running operation “HUNT AYA” in its secret HQ. do join us if interested. FIGHT FOR THE GREATER CAUSE!”

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“KLCC where the red circle is. Due the the angle of the towers, if the image is bounced off a building where the red line is, her hotel should be the opposite direction. Ditto for the green line.

Either way, looking at the image, her room is not very high. I’d say 10-15 floors up. So realistically you are looking at hotels around the golden triangle area. I do not think she would be able to see it that close from hotels in Bukit Bintang. My guess would be to call the hotels within the vicinity of Jlnm tun razak, Jln Kia peng, Dang Wangi, and even some of the service apartments in the Jlan Ampang area.”

“do we need /as/funds to bail out whoever got jailed later?”

“i can smell jealousy rage-bait blog posts from miles away that somehow will talk shit bout MY otaku plan to stalk AYA or even kowtow.”

“faster faster , hunt her down and bite her meat !”

It is not really clear just what this pack of maniacal stalkers had planned for her (forcing her to sign Haruhi posters is about the least of the desires evident in the thread), though it looks as if she has escaped their clutches for the moment.

Whatever the case, idols are somewhat inured to such assaults, frequent as they are, though of course obsession of this nature can always have tragic consequences.

You can read the thread, still ongoing, here.

Thanks are due to linkinstreet for tipping me off about this latest act of depraved otaku excess.

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    Avatar of rexyke
    Comment by rexyke
    09:10 02/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Msians need to put aside seriousness, racism, unnecessary pride and enjoy the commotion.

    "Talking cock" or exagerrating stuff is part of their culture, and yet they expect everyone, especially foreigners to understand that, getting agitated over being misunderstood. Satire isn't in the malaysian culture too, so that's another bummer.

    On a side note: Damn it, I was shopping at Lowyat on the 30th, but I'm pretty sure I didn't miss her 'cause I checked every pretty girl that walked by. =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:40 02/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, not that's the right way to shop.

    And pity I've got classes, if not I would've joined in.

    I wonder if trolling ever going to be cliche....

    Comment by Goose
    15:55 02/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can believe this. I knew a guy in Malaysia who was obsessive over Tamaki Nami. His sig was "Oh Tamaki Nami-chan, I would wear your skin while rubbing myself erotically." The last I heard, he's an administrator at one of Malaysia's top unis.

    Comment by IXA
    09:31 02/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, what helluva culture -is- that?!

    Besides, my uncle's son got robbed when he went to malaysia... he got hit in the head and ended up in a coma for ages and had to relearn how to speak and communicate all over again... the crime rates there are absurd. =/

    Comment by Question Mark
    18:51 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    the day when trolling leads to a band of armed policemen busting down door to discover u have child pornography on ur pc... the jury is NOT gonna be on ur side

    Comment by treveon edwards/lelouch
    04:45 08/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    wow.good one.i had a visual of the fbi bustin in

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    Comment by Dee
    16:34 02/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Girls gotta love the Batik in our country.
    They fit Aya so lovely!
    Hope she enjoyed the malaysian food culture too =3
    Teh Tarik, satu!

    Comment by Haha
    00:05 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You have successfully marketed your site to Malaysians. Good job!

    Comment by ZerOne01
    17:45 03/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lol why I don't know about this??
    Imma Malaysian too and about that otakus, its kinda stupid..honestly..

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    Comment by Aoshi
    01:54 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I had two assholes SMS me when i was out celebrating New Year's at some party wishing me good luck with the Aya-hunt.

    Whoever you are, i KNOW your number and i'll fucking kill you tomorrow.

    Comment by Kurogane
    03:26 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Latest update. Her blog says she went on the night of the 28th and came back on the morning of the 31st. So, she was actually not in the country anymore when everyone was trying to find her.

    Fucking epic rickroll there, Aaya-chan.

    Comment by treveon edwards/lelouch
    04:35 08/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    aww man.i love you people.you make me lmao all day

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    Comment by Miroku74
    04:25 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I love it! lol

    of course, that happens a lot. People hear a rumor about a celeb being in their area, they flip and go searching, and in the meantime their object of search is already out of radar range XD.

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    Comment by Tallgeese VI
    10:36 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    To say I'm ahsamed that my fellow Malaysian's to behaved like this. Yes, I'm from Malaysia too.

    I was kinda surprised when I read this article, though I myself is an anime, manga & game fan but to behave to this kind of level is way out of any normal fan to do.

    But then again.....This is kinda funny to find out that there are some (Malaysian) fans who are willing to go all out just to hunt her down and bite her meat....LULZ. The power of Otaku I see....

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    Comment by dreamingArtemis
    11:19 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I agree, I'm Malaysian too and I'm not even that fucking insane! Seriously, they need to get a life!

    I'm very ashamed by this ridiculous behaviour!

    Comment by TerrawindX2
    15:05 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    As a Malaysian myself, I'm deeply shocked by the behaviour of some people in my country. We're a safe Islamic country with no bombs and whatsoever shit, but it seems I'm ready to accept that we still have these "closet guerrillas" on our streets.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:03 18/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    suuuuuure, you don't hate the Jews and apostates for no good reason.

    Comment by BZou
    05:43 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    HAH! this shit is hilarious, LOVE IT. I wonder wtf they would've done if they managed to find her.

    Comment by Malaysian Otaku
    02:26 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Aya in a kebaya...
    Damn thats a good one...
    A kebaya is that green dress she's wearing.

    Comment by treveon edwards/lelouch
    04:33 08/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah.she looks cute in anything she wears

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Interesting.....nobody ever thought of lying in wait at the airport. lol

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    Comment by Tommy
    13:47 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I live in Malaysia and don't know about this until I read this entry. Amazingly their use google earth to track her down like tracking an escape prisoner in the country.

    Luckily she left the country unharmed and in one piece.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:36 01/02/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    this actually makes me proud to be a motherfucking malaysian. i think im gonna cry

    Avatar of DmonHiro
    Comment by DmonHiro
    22:21 31/12/2008 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Jesus fucking christ, if the USA were THIS motivated they would have captured Saddam 5 years ago, and Osama 3 days after 9-11.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    unfortunately Osama and Saddam did have her looks. or else i would have been in on it.

    Comment by Koyori
    09:28 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Um... they kinda *did* capture Saddam 5 years ago. It was the winter of '03.

    Comment by treveon edwards/lelouch
    Comment by treveon edwards
    09:51 14/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lmao best response ever lol

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    Comment by alex1_phang3
    01:03 02/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    True . . soo true

    Comment by Robert patrick
    00:19 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you, sir, made my day.

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    Comment by takuya13
    23:26 31/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    ahahahahaha LMAO pwnd..

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    Comment by metatron
    23:23 31/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    you sir is a winner!!!

    i fucking lol'd at your comment XDDD

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    Comment by linkinstreet
    00:54 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You sir, won the entire internet

    Comment by kyo
    03:02 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A winrar is you!

    We are not afraid of death, like Singaporeans.

    Comment by muteKi
    02:22 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well I don't think Aya was actually HIDING...but you may be on to something here.

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    Comment by Miroku74
    04:07 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guy has a valid fucking point though ^_-.

    Nice call.

    Comment by RyoBase
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    Comment by Sorrior
    05:24 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Epic i love this and it's so true.

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    Comment by wanvadder
    02:20 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you instantly become my hero

    Comment by CurryToa
    02:05 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BEST COMMENT EVER
    i bow to you

    Comment by Unfamed Hero
    23:52 01/02/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm sure late getting this news, being a fan of Japan myself. But of course i agree that we should not take it too serious. Most of the statement they made are exaggerated to attract more people to read it. If they are REAL fan they won't do something that hurt their idol.

    Comment by NUBFIGHT4
    08:07 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wah aya hirano was in malaysia? i wish she came 2 sarawak,kuching ;_;

    Comment by Waterfall Towers
    12:07 25/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Searched the thread for the "bite her meat" post, but it's gone. Did that really warrant a removal?

    Comment by ne0x
    17:39 26/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Stop trolling...and enjoy the show of aya...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP1xjDabrpI

    Comment by Yuun
    14:43 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now that is rather unexpected, never knew there are so much fellow Malaysian here in Sankaku.

    Anyways, I'm really tempted to say "Who is Aya Hirano again?" but I make a little effort to Google her (After sankaku did promotion on her). So yea, I wonder why I don't know her before this?

    Again, Kurogane... we Malaysian not just "Talk cock". We also happened to love "talk crap" ^^ but yea, I don't think we would be THAT aggressive when it comes to doing it.

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    Comment by linkinstreet
    14:54 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No shit. But when you were reading that thread, you will notice that SOME are willing to do what they posted. Honestly that thread scared me in a way D:

    Avatar of Quazacolt
    Comment by Quazacolt
    16:45 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    like me? OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    we all got KIA'ed though LOL XD

    ps: met up with shah+luna and steno at kino KEK!

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    Comment by koppent
    20:02 11/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    jan ke MALAYsia aja donk AYA HIRANO chan....ke INDONESIA jg dnk(INDONESHIA e ikimasho ne)

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    Comment by MaidNiac
    19:42 03/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, they need to make Aya's life interesting or else she's going to be bored and start destroying the whole countries in Malaysia..

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    Comment by Kageryu
    15:55 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How many stalkers does it take to find one Japanese girl in Malaysia?

    Not enough.

    Comment by Kurogane
    20:21 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Second winnest comment in this post.







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