An Otaku’s Trip to the Pool with his Harem
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Dec 24, 2008 15:30 JST
- Tags: Dakimakura, Exhibitionism, Image Gallery, Mizugi, Nanoha, Otaku, Ronery, Vita
This otaku decided the prospect of pool antics with his harem of magical girl companions was too good to pass up on, so he opted to take them to the pool with him, going so far as to provide a photographic record of the event for all to see.
Nanoha’s Fate, Hayate and Vita all accompanied him to the public swimming pool, and by the looks of things much fun was had by all:
He is keen to tell us how good being inside Hayate-chan felt, though he complains that Vita-chan was so small as prevent entry; you get the idea about the direction of his thoughts I’m sure.
For him, supporting allowing 2D marriage is likely in no doubt, the issue is likely whether polygamy and loli marriage are to be allowed…











































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hahahahaha ZOMG
crazy moment :P
Long live the otaku ways of life:P lets express our selfs not only in the darkness of our rooms but in the insanity of this world.If your actualy having fun what problem?Otaku are still ppl...
small coment however... there are allways exceptions unless you cant consider me otaku and i spend probably 90% of my life time in my room and dont look like somekind of monster...
Creepy and pls dont screw those cute girl T.T
This almost makes me believe Misaki-Chan exists
One of the guys looks like Minoru Shiraishi from Lucky Star...
Honestly, I'm speechless right now (0_o;)
That dude needs to suppress his otaku power lvl....it is overwhelming.....
Perhaps it's over...?
NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought for sure when I saw one of them put the dakimakura cover over himself the other two were going to gang-bang him, but it seems I was wrong......
The first things I noticed;
1. The chlorine in the pool water can't be good for those dakimakura...
and 2. With the pose the guy's making in #10, doesn't he look a bit like Shiraishi Minoru? It does seem like a stunt he'd pull.
My thoughts exactly. Actually, my first impression was "WTF isn't that Shiraishi?!"
Looks like just some guys out for lulz.
what should I say about this?
At first I laughed at this and thought this guy should know some boundaries, but looking at these pictures, he looks super happy. And somewhere along the way he had some people hang out with him. So, wow, he's actually being more social than me, reading this online on Christmas Eve. Bwahahah! Life.
Try being public as that in America lol
Meh, you could do that in the US, people would just look at you funny and you might make some moms angry.
This is the kind of behavior that causes media sensationalism and knee jerk reactions from the public.
There is nothing inherently wrong with the act of taking dakimakura to the pool itself (personally I believe it is a great idea as long one can be sure of 100% protection from the elements sunrays, chlorine etc), but causing 'meiwaku' and discomfort to surrounding people in a public facility is not a good idea.
It only endangers the otaku industry as a whole and the lifestyles of ones fellow comrades.
no guts no glory!!??
If I were him, I would shoot myself. How embarrasing
eh... you guys never been in japan ? D; also you got it wrong. there is alot diffirent looking otakus. like if you go on akihabara 1st thing that you see is maids and Otakus swarming around. that guy on pics is avg looking otaku. then there is ALOT better lookin ones too. then ofc there is some not so good looking too.
also most otakus have alot friends and they go shopping together etc. then there is hikkie's too but even they have friends. they just allmost never leave home ;P like ive been visiting one friend quite alot who is hikki* we play some games and blablabla. then someties i even go shopping for him ^^
oh yeah.. generally there is ALOT otakus in publicity. like. there is even car shows etc for otakus. http://www.pinktentacle.com/2007/04/itasha-pimped-rides-otaku-style/ there is some examples of otaku cars. like said its lifestyle. it doesnt force you to be alone or boring or fall in love with 2D.
word otaku kinda doesnt even anymore mean nerd etc.
most otakus have life. why dont you get one too? you can be otaku with life. even hikki's there have more life than you guys do ;P
I don't know man, this guy seems like a cool bro.
i cant tell if those are his otaku friends. cuz if they are then thats a tiny bit not as embarrassing as if you were by yourself with a bunch of moe pillow covers.
so ronery... ;_;
lol
Still a lot better than stalking those real "lolis" in swimsuits in that pool...
This is definitely a hoot. That and from his looks and health, I'd suspect he'd have had a harem with real girls if he just tried a little bit...
funny things though ^_^
hilarious, just for laughs hhaha
Super otakus DO exist!
this is what the ronery tag was invented for
No regrets! \o/
This is totally off the otakus-are-mostly-fat-men-in-armchairs generalization.
The general stereotype is that Japanese otaku are actually skinny, lanky guys with glasses, flannel shirts and pants pulled up to their chests. Those are the types I've seen in person, anyway.
I'm curious, are most people here fat and plastered to their chair? I'm a skinny bastard, and get more than I think I deserve from women. Oh well, generalizations are stupid all around. LOL thats like saying there are pantsu vending machines are on every corner.
Nah, I get that aswell, I was joking and posted a picture on irc, $female said I looked like someone who would post on /fa/, then postd my picture on /fa/, wherein they all agreed I was good looking.
Shock to me, I thought I was average looking, but guess that explains why I have so many female friends. >_>
Such dakimakura abuse
Could this be considered a case of Spousal Abuse? Given that they qualify as 'Dutch Wives'? XD
Japan - Where lulzy antics ensue
*hahaha* this is realy funny
i think he´s no hardcore-otaku but he would provoke or getting attention by the others.
What would happen if you try this in Germany????
xD xD
Maybe so can someone see a Lunatic asylum from inside ^,^
Greets and
Mery Christmas from Bavaria
I know Bern only speaks German, but otherwise it is comparable, is it not?
http://www.dannychoo.com/adp/eng/1476/Bern+Switzerland.html [http://www.dannychoo.com/adp/eng/1476/Bern Switzerland.html]
He's not an otaku, where is his pale skin, greasy hair, and why is he smiling, otaku don't smile, we snicker.
... try meeting some hot otaku's. They definitely exist.
i exist, i exist, i do, i do. (im pretty good looking from what i understand, lol if i shower that is...)
Otakus are hot stuff, I am anyway
Friends IRL? I'm feeling jealous...
If I had friends to back me up, I'm sure the lifeguards wouldn't have kicked me out.
He seems awfully sharing with his babies, looks like fun though. Might be able to pull that off in California, but you'd just get charged with public nuisance in this part of the country.
in malaysia the resident will just bring a buch a people and hit the crap out of you.
I thought most of otakus are ugly as hell, but from what I see you don't have to be ugly to be a crazy as hell
you just hit on some dudes.
Not all otakus are ugly.
Lol only ugly people think that all other otaku/geeks are ugly.
Personally I despise ugly people and otaku who doesn't care for looks makes the rest of us look bad.
Well, at least he wasn't locked away in his room like most hardcore otaku...?
after this experiment it will be back the room tho.
Actually, I'd prefer he keep himself in a room. This is just so.. embarrassing.
It also takes guts to be this casual in public!(but then again I guess in Japan everyone already got used to them, try that in USA or UK and someone will sure to call the cops)
call the cops? just because you brought some dakimakuras to the pool?
says you. Otaku being let loose is a good thing, more recruits!
rofl XD
At least this Otaku can express himself bravely in public
Hes a role model to us all *sniff*
Hahaha oh wow.
My Thoughts exactly OMG
Yup, I don't think a word exists for this kind of reaction.
OMG!
This thing is really exist!!!
at least they seem to be enjoying themselves. but it really it is a quite "oh wow" moment.
Oh man that was a good laugh, I don't know if I would feel the same seeing that in person, but um...it's still good he isn't a hikkikomori...right? LOL @ how he felt being inside them XD
I wonder if he tryed CPR on the pillows?
D*mn, being super otaku must be cool...
All lies. He's too good looking to be an otaku.
I'm betting some basement dweller put him up to this with a cash incentive.
Anything is possible :D
Could be most likely (The Otaku could have asked the guy to take his "girlfriends" out swimming)
whoa... bad for kids...
but it looks like the cover frm the dakimura sure can be used in differnt ways...
is it?
Epic lulz
But he does look hot for a so called "otaku". >.<
they look like gays, actually
those are not 'man' smiles, too soft
that's Boy Love you're seeing, the final expression of their otaku liberation, like those 1st gen feminists throwing away their bras in the 50s
Looks like fun and it certainly looks like they are having fun there XD
These guys just did it for the LULZ. And those guys look perfectly normal- physically at least.
But are those sunglasses i'm seeing? I should try going swimming with sunglasses one day >.>
those guys are made of win and lolz XDDD
Ahahaha awesome.
Dakimakura frenzy?
Haha oh wow that looks hilarious to do, isn't this some kind of poking fun at otaku though? Any real otaku wouldn't bring those pillows to a pool because they'd likely bleach after being in the water for a while. Perhaps he got them on a bargain or yard sale?
He doesn't look like your avarage otaku either, kind of normal body and a tan.
I think he's doing it for the lulz and not for the "oh, I can't go anywhere without them' thingy.
Looks fun, I want to do that, damn a whole pool full would rock
this, for real ?
This is just a try, to beat the legendary trip through Bern wiht Melonpan. =D
I think he does outdo Melonpan in another trip - will show you later.