In a previous article regarding the latest product from Tenga (a purveyor of what are basically artificial vaginas), there was some confusion regarding how exactly the lucky owner of the “Tenga Egg” would use the product in order to reach onanistic bliss.
There has since been released what purports to be a ‘How To” video, which should serve to educate potential buyers on the proper use of the stylishly decorated eggs. Whether or not the video fulfills its purpose is perhaps not so clear…
Player 1
At least the hand model shown this time is not as grossly disfigured as the one used in Tenga’s previous promotional pictures, in what was a rare slip-up for Tenga’s otherwise shrewd marketing dept.
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o_o
As stretchy as it may be, it looked like it was about to break when the guy stuck his whole finger in… Maybe if that’s enough for the guy to fit in, he should just stick to this egg and save a girl from having to fake it ^__^
Looks interesting. There are other videos showing how stretchy they are, various kinds of lubes and yes there is a product to help warm the things. This is a disposable version of the tenga products. I want to buy a few for my lover when he’s away on trips. X3
wun it break?
It sure as hell isn’t practical,
but it looks like what cup noodles are to bento.
Kudos to the madmen who came up with such nonsense.
for you guys saying it’s too small: it’d probably fit you perfectly, you just trying to console yourselves by saying it’s too small.
Since I didn’t say anything of the sort, though, guess you already knows how I feel about it … 😀
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It’s fine, you just caught the server at a bad moment.
wow, a cool design !
really wanna buy and try
Is that some sstealth fleshlight?
Looks like it only stretches down slightly from the top before ripping but it does look very soft indeed. I think one would fiddle around too much trying to get a proper grip to stretch it down rather than doing anything useful, especially with that horribly thick lube slipping around.
Also, wtf he put it back in with the lube? Now that’s what I call a bad egg.
the only worrying thing is that he put it back in the shell, lube and all, to be used next time…..
They seem fun to squish but not for the intended use. It would probably provide minutes of entertainment squeezing it like a stress ball.
Or would provide minutes of entertainment when coupled with squeezing your balls for stress-relief. =D
comeing soon……..
lst’s wait…
Perfect easter present.
imagine kids going on a hunt for these!
Ya, imagine that
I invoke rule 34.
lol
Interesting little toy for the adult
I have to say its quite an interest… erm.. thing
lol at results, imo egg is funny
The fuck? It’s too freaking small.
THAT’S WHAT SHE S- *shot*
I firmly believe that any sex toy how-to video can be vastly improved by the addition of a violently blushing moustachio’d father figure holding a banana.
WTF!!!?
WHat the hell is this in the name of world? Anyone can tell or not? this disobeys the laws of nature!!
Err … lol? Holy cow wat kind of liquid is that , I will feel strange to use those liquid @.@
Lube.
I wonder is a function to warm it up would be added in the future.
This video made me confused…and slightly aroused o_O
well, this is quite interesting.
looks like a “light version of the fleshlight” without the whole knick-knack and the cleaning should be better.
i would buy it.
If I were a boy, I’d use that.
I’m a boy, I’d use you~
Oh, for the Love of…. ><
Nothing beats Rosie for giving a guy a hand. Except an actual girlfriend.
What?! O_O|||
So you gotta buy refills? & what’s that wierd stuff that he put in? I mean, I know that’s suppose to be the juice that women produce when they get “wet” (THANKS, HENTAI!!), but it looks so gooey.
http://www.kanojotoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tenga-egg-ona-cap-demo.jpg
Quite elastic it would seem.
dude, so much work just to wank off
Aren’t these eggs like a “little” too short? The guy could only fit half of his finger, so how are we..? o.0
*insert Japanese penis joke*
The eggs just look too small…
I like tightness- don’t get me wrong, but… My god, that’s a little too much XD
Tenga eggs have completely tainted eggs for me in general. I can never look at eggs the same ever again.
but didn’t you see how it stretches?
*reaching for credit card*
seems like its only one time use….
i would prefer the other tenga product
Those are also technically one time use as well, people just make them last longer. Though, the tenga egg seems that it would be easier to clean out compared to the others.
as much as I would like to know what this is supposed to imply (rhetorical question), a complete outsider shown this vid would have problems understanding this
http://www.kanojotoys.com/
That vid is so much clearer to understand XD
Good to see nobody voted for buying it. -.-“
you were too early in saying that lol
I am now confused after looking at the vote results…
Fuck that im scared LOL!
And now we wait for someone to replace the lube with rubber cement. Lulz are sure to ensue.
WAHAHAHA!!!
no, replace it with liquid wasabi.
I CAME YOU CAME WE ALL CAME
oh… so that explains that time I…
Oh, my… definitely, it’s quite disgusting.