SOM: Eroge Dutch Wife Interface, Works with Cross Days
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- Date: Dec 7, 2008 00:49 JST
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Just make sure yours isn't second hand, would cause an outcry
Just another toys for to cater the adults
I hope it's Web 2.0 Compatible. I can imagine this kind of technology now: A porn site uses remote control toys via the internet and synchronizes with paying members. Oh what fun!
Wait, paying for porn?
...
ahhahahahaa
It would be fun to see if someone's gonna get their dicks ripped off by one of these when Cross Days bugged out and sends repeat acceleration commands to the machine...
I think I'll stick to my god hand thanks lol
Those it come in a loli structure and feeling XD
Damn, holy crap, I think I'm gonna be sick............
-_-
Just.....ugh.......
Sick? lol. And wheh your old (assuming your not) and people say ick to you, you will have a new best friend lol!
http://tech3d.sakura.ne.jp/future/future.html
Now it works with 3D Custom Girl. There's a video with a cucumber. wwwwww
O.o, everything for money, right?
It's not the porn watchers I fear, nor the H watchers, nor even the "lolicons" I fear...
It. Is. The.
FURRRIES!!!!
How many widths does the lady one come with? :D
should i by one?
Next in the news, we'll hear about a penis being cut off and put on one of those as replacement.
Dirty minded Fapanese people.
so, uh, what?! its sounds like they'll charge you more than it's worth, you'll get non existant satisfaction and if you don't they come round and get you off for free. did i read that statement right? i'm afraid my engrish isn't up to scratch...
Hmm I'd be the first to comtemplate trying them out, after all, it's all heading towards Videodrome.
I'm intrigued by the unizex function, wait, does this mean I can experience getting reaped by dickgirls!?!?!? :D
You not the only one lol. Curiosity only gets me in trouble...
Jesus christ.
would really love to have one of those
hahahahaha, this seriously made my day, thanks artefact
As usual you're late with the news...
Yet another time traveler I see.
Wat you're sayin there? I can't hear anything when you're under that rock. [http://blue.tennokoe.net]
A banhammer must repent these heathens
Come on, should you still be surprised by now? SC steals more than half of it's articles, so of course it can't be fast on the money.
Well, that's really a fansubber's blog, with a very narrow audience.
WOW SO HE POSTED IT FIRST!
Too bad it was the only thing about such things... I don't see any reap stories.
Still, nice attempt at promoting another website.
Let me direct you to the right post, exactly. [http://blue.tennokoe.net/?p=42]
The only thing under a rock is that post you dug out.
face palm.jpg
Japan, helping otaku reach new lows 365 days a year.
... mm. i couldnt agree more -.-
What's low about it...
Agreed. Now I finally understand the concept of "race to the bottom."
Oh otaku culture ... every time I think you've hit rock bottom, some hands you a mechanical hand job.
OMG x_x they've done it...
I wonder if there will be differents type of and according to the differents girls
MIKURU BEAMMMM!
WAHAHA NO HA
Wut.
Words cannot express the incomprehension I am feeling now
OH U JAPAN~
you never cease to amaze me XDDD
nice fleshlight~
Correction, fleshlight on STERIODS!!! (lets just hope it doesnt go robo-roid rage on us XD)
Given the murderous repuation of Overflow's games, a USB kitchen knife that stabs the player repeatedly might be more appropriate. Maybe that's a hidden surprise feature in one of those things.
Hidden razors in the device to pop out when least expected.
exactly... it's just like the story about the guy who was taken to hospital with severe lacerations to his penis. he complain his wife "had a rat in her pussy". turns out that a surgical needle was left inside of her during her recent hysterectomy...
i would have thought most guys would have stopped after the first "bite"...
And there still seems to be no cure for cancer or world hunger, not to mention AIDS.
Sex trumps all those things, so that is no surprise.
Everyone uses these; AIDS is cured.
they should get the honorary Darwin award: for removing so many out of the gene pool
that aside, sounds like an interesting concept...and before anyone rebukes it, sure it looks messed up but consider it in 20-30 years when they make complete androids....betcha lots of ppl wont be saying ewww then
I agree completely. Just look at the various ero-dolls and imagine them moving on their own accord - the old fashioned sex trade is going to go out of business.
Eh, call me when it's compatible with 3D Custom Girl.
Japan, producing the 78% of the world's weirdest shit since 1952.
And that weird shit is what keeps you coming to this site! :D
SCIENCE!
Japan isn't actually ahead of the curve on this one. The US came up with a pressure-sensitive USB gadget for a fleshlight that fits with the appropriate hydraulics function in one of the few 3D beast-with-two-backs simulators. That is to say, the program responds to thrusting sensed by the USB device.
Now granted, the interaction is in the other direction -- but come on, this is _so_ in the same category.