Otaku Demand Right to Wed 2D Characters - SOS-dan Brides Nagato, Haruhi and Mikuru

Otaku have petitioned the government for the right to marry 2D characters.

The online petition in question:

“We’ve no interest in the 3D. If we could, we’d like to live in a 2D world. However, with current technology, this is not possible. So at the very least, can we have marriage to 2D characters legally recognised? If this were to come to pass, I intend to marry Asahina Mikuru.”

The most interesting comment we see in response is this:

“I’ve been married to Arcueid of Tsukihime for five years now. I’ve no doubt that I want to spend the rest of my life with her. As someone who lives in two dimensions, I’d very much like to support this measure!”

Via Gigazine.

Currently the measure has 530 supporters, with a million seemingly being the target for it to be presented to the diet, should they tear themselves away from trying to ban 2D characters for long enough to hear it.



    182 Comments
    Comment by Roy
    29-10-2008 19:49 # Report

    Polygamy is illegal in japan, right?

    Comment by Zellgadus
    30-10-2008 00:08 # Report

    O
    M
    G

    things like this gives otaku’s a bad name not that it has a good name to start with but seriously…

    I’m sorry but this is pathetic.

    Comment by Crisu
    30-10-2008 04:34 # Report

    What about MIKURU’s feelings?! Doesn’t HER opinion matter!?

    *fume*

    No marriage unless Mikuru actually signs the license and says “I do,” of her own free will, not some Adobe Premiere splicing.

    *facepalm*

    Comment by wgold
    30-10-2008 18:13 # Report

    Totally agree to this

     
    Comment by Nanuchan
    04-11-2008 20:06 # Report

    He is trying to marry Mikuru without thinking in her feelings, what a ronin.

     
    Comment by Alex
    30-11-2008 19:58 # Report

    I’m an anime fan But honestly you guy’s obsession to anime is really ridicules. You ppl really need to get out of your little fantasy’s your living in an get out of your computer’s and meet WOMEN!!!!! Liking anime is one thing but taking it to a retarded level and marring a piece of paper?? fucking redundant. GET A LIFE!

     
    Comment by Rawr
    05-12-2008 23:41 # Report

    Alex: Saying get a life should be reserved for those who aren’t anime fans. Frankly, if you have the time to be writing get a life to use, you yourself should get a life. Also, as a brat/retard, learn how to write, so that you don’t have to publicly embarrass yourself. I mean, the comment feature even incorporates spell check for you, you have to be a real retard to ignore it.

     
    Comment by jjooo
    08-12-2008 13:49 # Report

    while Alex said it in a unintelligent way, yes, otaku’s desperately need to get a life.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    13-02-2009 11:17 # Report

    no otakus don’t need to get a life, RETARDED OTAKUS do

     
    Comment by FunkMasterFlex3
    15-02-2009 21:03 # Report

    Amen to that.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    31-05-2009 03:00 # Report

    This is really immature and “selfish”
    So he wants to marry her, what about the “feelings” of the girl he want to marry?

    Although I really love a specific anime girl, I wouldn’t go this far, this is no longer obsession, this is insanity

     
     
    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 00:11 # Report

    I agree, these bozo’s and their polygamy, THIS GIVES US OTAKU A BAD NAME!!

     
    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 00:12 # Report

    Damn polygamy, I have to agree with you, I’m an otaku, but I have both a 2D and a 3D fetish

    Comment by Adieu
    14-03-2009 13:34 # Report

    My girlfriend thinks we live in 12D (yes, TWELVE-D!), so I’m seriously contemplating becoming an otaku as well, seeing as how the prerequisites of being a NEET (albeit formerly successful uneducated middle-management white collar pre-crisis, but still) and a few dimensions short seem to be all there!

     
    Comment by Adieu
    14-03-2009 13:34 # Report

    PS last time I checked, said girlfriend was quite alive and certainly 3D by my count

     
     
     
     
    Comment by Goofy Mouse
    29-10-2008 19:53 # Report

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    Excuse me…
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Comment by gau
    29-10-2008 22:58 # Report

    allow me to laugh with you… BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

    Comment by raikentb
    30-10-2008 05:11 # Report

    Yeah me too

    pffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Japan’s already got the longest life expectancy and now it’s going for lowest birth rate too.

    Comment by vesper_nova
    30-10-2008 07:39 # Report

    (falls dead frome luaghing)

     
    Comment by Nebs
    30-10-2008 13:03 # Report

    Japan already has one of the lowest birth rates, at least as far as first world countries go. The ratio in Tokyo is less than 1 child per family, with a little over 1 for Japan as a whole. At this rate, the Japanese are due to become extinct.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    06-12-2008 17:15 # Report

    Ya people need to get over themselves and just fuck more

     
    Comment by chad001
    24-12-2008 13:15 # Report

    It’s not that they don’t fuck, they do, a little too much btw, it’s just they ALL get abortions, and the ones that don’t, get run over by some bozo on the street, this isn’t an offense, it’s just how the world works.

     
    Comment by Kiisu_
    14-02-2009 13:24 # Report

    Natural Selection! I LIKE THAT!

     
     
     
     
    Comment by Pillowmaster
    29-10-2008 20:07 # Report

    Errr… Isn’t that a bit too much? O.o

     
    Comment by Habiba Sarabi
    29-10-2008 20:32 # Report

    Oh!pretty shining love!YAY!UNBELIEVABLE!

    Comment by ETERNAL
    30-10-2008 07:07 # Report

    I believe this is the only correct way to respond XD

     
     
    Comment by kratos
    29-10-2008 20:48 # Report

    are they okay with other guys getting marride with the same character

     
    Comment by Crys
    29-10-2008 20:55 # Report

    I guess they’d all be angry at the fact that I’m posting nekkid picz of all their wives on 4chan…

    And wait until they start flame wars over who loves which character more. If they’re actually MARRIED to that character, some actual violence could erupt.

    Comment by dathwampeer
    01-11-2008 20:28 # Report

    hahahahahahahaha.
    great relative humor. and no i doubt theid mind. its the only way their gonna get any action in that marriage.

     
     
    Comment by !Kyu~
    29-10-2008 21:52 # Report

    Hm. . . This could be a problem with copyright reason and other problems (lolwut ? Why did I think about this srsly anyway ?). For example, Arcueid is Nasu’s character and he has the copyright. Now, claiming her to be her wife might violate the copyright and other stuffs. Not to mention that there are tons of otakus that want to marry her :D

    Polygamy wwwww

    Comment by ipood
    03-11-2008 17:58 # Report

    Good point, if this petition were ever to pass they should introduce rediculous license fees for marrying an anime character.

     
     
    Comment by ChrowX
    29-10-2008 21:53 # Report

    I don’t think you can marry 2d (read: Fictional) characters because they aren’t legally real people and therefore they cannot have their name a marriage license nor can they actually sign it or agree or disagree to the whole thing…

    On the other hand, I’d love to see an Otaku wedding where the groom waits patiently at the altar while his only other friend carries a body-pillow with a picture of his ‘bride’ on it.

    Comment by ichibaka
    29-10-2008 23:26 # Report

    I’d like to disagree on your first statement. Let’s say the copyright holder is her father, and he has all rights to her opinions (which he can), then it’s possible for him to give the okay and maybe sign the agreement in her place.

    Comment by ChrowX
    30-10-2008 07:16 # Report

    A very specific situation, but still, you can’t technically marry what does not exist. Identities and copyrights are very different. A Copyright does not imply that the protected material is considered a legal entity (one that has rights and such) it just simply means that the copyright holder is the person who owns that intellectual property.

    These guys are pleading to marry ideas, essentially and even though there would be no benefit to doing so, there’s no way it could work.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21-05-2009 21:39 # Report

    If you can get arrested for being in possession of loli, which is depicting a non-existant being, then I don’t see where the line should be drawn personally. So many things that don’t make sense anymore.

    If people want to marry 2D, let them. What’s the worst that could happen?

     
     
    Comment by vee
    31-10-2008 08:02 # Report

    you can’t be the legal father of a 2d character, so your argument is invalid.

    Comment by Artefact
    31-10-2008 08:32 # Report

    You can’t legally marry one either.

     
     
     
     
    Comment by Yuun
    29-10-2008 21:56 # Report

    Finally…

     
    Comment by withheld
    29-10-2008 21:59 # Report

    I foresee rampant polyandry (it’s not polygamy) in the 2D world and new lows in birth rates.

     
    Comment by hagges01
    29-10-2008 22:30 # Report

    japan never fail to surprise me

     
    Comment by Mem
    29-10-2008 22:33 # Report

    But… Asahina Mikuru isn’t even 18 I think.

    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 00:14 # Report

    Actually, Yeah she is

    Comment by BuggyBY
    09-11-2008 05:59 # Report

    Shush, you. That’s classified information.

     
     
     
    Comment by Mem
    29-10-2008 22:38 # Report

    How many husbands will Tifa get, I wonder.

    Comment by Lj
    26-02-2009 14:22 # Report

    BAWAHWHAWHAWHAHWHAWA

    Nice!

    WHo wouldnt want to have a wife that can kick your ass using slots and titanium plated gloves.
    Not to mention summon, use magic…..OMG i have to shut up now.

    XD
    But seriously those guys have to get out more.

     
     
    Comment by kazemizuhi
    29-10-2008 23:33 # Report

    No sh*t, Japan needs to upgrade it’s mental health system.

     
    Comment by Sora
    30-10-2008 00:37 # Report

    Nothing to say but lol.

     
    Comment by Quen
    30-10-2008 01:32 # Report

    OK, I call dibs on Index as my wife.

     
    Comment by wildarmsheero
    30-10-2008 02:44 # Report

    >>“We’ve no interest in the 3D. If we could, we’d like to live in a 2D world. However, with current technology, this is not possible. So at the very least, can we have marriage to 2D characters legally recognised? If this were to come to pass, I intend to marry Asahina Mikuru.”

    this

     
    Comment by NxacoFals
    30-10-2008 02:52 # Report

    Oh wow, this made my lol hard. How would this even work out? How will the 2D Character get the benifits, and how will they be able to refuse and accept proposals. Surely this is more like a form of 2D Enslavement to fufill their lustful desires. They just want to be able to brag about it on forums and fellow otakus, that they’re married to INSERT NAME HERE. Then as some of you have already pointed out, they’ll probably get in an argument with each other, about who is really married to which 2D character.

     
    Comment by rargy
    30-10-2008 03:02 # Report

    Mikuru was my least favorite. He could have her.

     
    Comment by Random
    30-10-2008 03:51 # Report

    Thus won’t go well…

     
    Comment by XSportSeeker
    30-10-2008 03:57 # Report

    I find it funny how people will promptly bash Japan and japanese people because of this…
    Wasn’t in western societies that people already married with computers, console systems and other stuff like that?
    Pretty shure about that.

    I’d take it as a joke… but if someone is really serious about this, I’d recommend seeing a doctor.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16-12-2008 14:00 # Report

    I think the point is that we aren’t having huge petitions to get the rights to marry these kinds of things. just the every so often weirdo decides to do it. not large multitudes of us.

     
     
    Comment by Thor_21
    30-10-2008 04:14 # Report

    it’s really retarded really, to want marry 2D chara

    i myself fall in love with 2D chara and not really interested with real girl but i have not the slightest intention to claim or marry 2D chara
    saying so and even thinking so would be very well defying everything i believe in

    those type of retard that want to marry 2D would only could reach level of an nijikon, one who love 2D girl and want them as their girlfriend and wife
    to put it simply their love is like a man to a woman

    i myself even more retarded than them, i don’t want to have a 2D chara girlfriend or wanna have girlfriend like them
    the only thing i wish is seeing them(2D chara) happy, and the happiest thing a girl could have is be with the one they love, not me, not them but the chara they fall in love with in the story
    wanting them to be mine, even if that possible won’t bring them their biggest happiness
    so doing so would be really contradicting myself
    my love is a greater love that transcend gender relationship and dimension
    to put it simply my love for them is like a father to their child
    i demand nothing back from them, i only want to see them smile and happy with the one they love

    so as is said, wanna marry 2D girl is retarded
    but my wish is even more retarded :D

    Comment by Yoneda
    31-10-2008 02:25 # Report

    Sir, accept my deep gratitude for this most inspiring and insightful comment!

     
    Comment by Shiro
    31-10-2008 16:06 # Report

    Seconded. When they are with their respective pairings that’s when I am happy.

     
    Comment by Caio
    15-11-2008 11:03 # Report

    I can’t believe I found someone in this entire world that agrees completely with me.

    Comment by Foton
    21-11-2008 16:09 # Report

    Thirded, especially the “the only thing i wish is seeing them(2D chara) happy, and the happiest thing a girl could have is be with the one they love, not me”

    amen.

     
     
     
    Comment by Crisu
    30-10-2008 04:30 # Report

    This has got to be copyright infringement in some way or another…

    Or all future copyright notices will say the following:

    “You may not present, reproduce, or MARRY the following material without proper consent from the owner.”

    And of course, you’ll never get permission…

    Comment by Artefact
    30-10-2008 13:36 # Report

    One word: dowry.

     
    Comment by Coco the Bean
    30-10-2008 18:58 # Report

    Would it be incest if you marry your own character?

    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 00:15 # Report

    Is the character like a sibling to you?

    Comment by Artefact
    31-10-2008 01:08 # Report

    More like a son or daughter, perhaps?

     
    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 02:52 # Report

    Maybe, I’m a manga-ka myself so…… maybe

     
     
     
     
    Comment by makaan
    30-10-2008 05:36 # Report

    70% of the worlds weird stuff comes from Japan ;)

     
    Comment by holicuser4u
    30-10-2008 05:38 # Report

    man, thats just retarded, but i lol’d

     
    Comment by Ratiasu
    30-10-2008 05:39 # Report

    This would just not work. I agree with what a lot of you have said there are going to be fights if someone find out they are married to teh same character.

    Seriously this is going way too far, I mean I’m sure each of you here has a favourite character from anime but non of you would really go so far as wanting to marry that character, that’s just crazy.

     
    Comment by kay
    30-10-2008 05:39 # Report

    how would they consummate it?

    Comment by lordchair
    30-10-2008 08:33 # Report

    To kay: “how would they consummate it?”

    Same way as he already does, probably… with a box of tissues and his carpal tunnel spasmed hand.

    Another consideration – the girl won’t age, while the otaku does!

     
     
    Comment by Saouri
    30-10-2008 06:00 # Report

    Etooo ¬¬
    Maybe will better for him a plastic doll dressed like Mikuru-chan.
    It will be more realistic than “marry” with a giant anime poster.

    Comment by Louis
    30-10-2008 08:42 # Report

    this

     
     
    Comment by Kittens'n'Bread
    30-10-2008 06:40 # Report

    Fucking incredible.

    That’s too much, even for Japan.

     
    Comment by Unsigned
    30-10-2008 07:41 # Report

    Let him do it. It’s not unhurting anything but wtf are people going to do now? “Hey I wanna marry democracy!” or “Hey religion. We should get married.” That could by something like copyright infringement or something. But either way, that’s hilarious.

     
    Comment by Goofy Mouse
    30-10-2008 07:42 # Report

    Well, if this does actually get passed and approved, I’m going to marry Kuchiki Rukia ASAP.

    Comment by Deth
    14-03-2009 07:18 # Report

    ¬ I second that!

     
     
    Comment by Terra
    30-10-2008 08:45 # Report

    Really? Is this for reals? Someone tell me they made this site for some ultimate lulz. Please. Lie to me.

     
    Comment by notaname
    30-10-2008 09:21 # Report

    That it’s an online petition should make the sarcasm obvious. Japan has a sense of humour too.

     
    Comment by Winterknell
    30-10-2008 09:33 # Report

    Why, this is by far the stupidest petition ever. Seriously. 3D people and 2D people marrying each other. Absurd!

    … *signs petition*

    Comment by nekotails
    30-10-2008 11:58 # Report

    Indeed Absurd!! *signs petition aswell*

     
    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 00:16 # Report

    It’s not only absurd, It’s BASTARDATION!!

     
     
    Comment by Atashi
    30-10-2008 10:07 # Report

    I’d like to claim Ciel Phantomhive here and now. Dibs.

    Comment by Laie
    08-11-2008 04:47 # Report

    No way!! I married him 2,5 seconds earlier than you! Let’s share him between the both of us and the other 20004856764632 persons who married him xD

     
     
    Comment by Viga
    30-10-2008 10:38 # Report

    MHAHAHHAHAHA! Oh yeah and don’t forget…MHAHAHAHAHAH!

    This is just too sad and hilarious!

     
    Comment by Mem
    30-10-2008 11:03 # Report

    If it is a 2D woman with a 3D man, does that mean the baby will be 2,5 D ?

    Comment by Stephen Bierce
    31-10-2008 09:58 # Report

    Fractal dimensions are between 2 and 3. They “exist”, at least as a mathematical tool. The NOVA program on PBS this past week got into that.

     
    Comment by Carrot
    28-12-2008 14:34 # Report

    If so that baby would be a baby yoshi from yoshi’s story. o___o

     
     
    Comment by Lantis
    30-10-2008 11:54 # Report

    WHAT…
    THE…
    FUCK…

    I’m a true otaku, very shy and lonely too, love de 2D, but this, is simply too much. It’s completly delusional and insane.

    And, of course, giving the otaku a bad image and fame.

     
    Comment by Kaioshin Sama
    30-10-2008 12:28 # Report

    Yeah good luck with that.

     
    Comment by h8GWB
    30-10-2008 12:37 # Report

    All I can say is, “fuu fuu fuu fuu….”

    Except Haruhi always looked demented in that pic.

     
    Comment by Quen
    30-10-2008 12:55 # Report

    Had nothing else to do, so I signed it as well ^^

    I wrote… 海外からのオタクの応援をつたえたい。 ぶちゃっけ、二次元のキャラの方がいい。 俺の場合にインデックスちゃんと結婚したい! 

    Time to head off and watch Toradora and Hyakko!

     
    Comment by Kageryu
    30-10-2008 14:41 # Report

    I call Haruhi Suzumiya.

     
    Comment by ASDF3
    30-10-2008 15:19 # Report

    How do they plan to resolve disputes between multiple persons vying for the same bride?

     
    Comment by Urfekkinkidding
    30-10-2008 16:05 # Report

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuck me! You’re kidding right?

     
    Comment by haha
    30-10-2008 16:25 # Report

    holy freakn crap, get a life.

     
    Comment by lulz
    30-10-2008 16:53 # Report

    I lol hard, but hey this is just as bad as the gay marriage, and we just legalize gay marriage.

    Comment by Cat Megex
    30-10-2008 21:13 # Report

    No offense, but gay marriage isn’t anything “bad”, in my opinion.

    (note: is straight, so his view on this isn’t really biased.)

     
    Comment by Ivan
    02-11-2008 17:54 # Report

    Fuck off man, take ur homophobia elsewhere

    I’m straight, but I take alot of offence to what u just said.

     
     
    Comment by rawr
    30-10-2008 17:45 # Report

    Retarded is retarded.

    This makes for a good laugh, though. Can’t wait to see die-hard fans marry characters, and get divorces and whatever crap.

    Guy: “I’m here to divorce Furukawa Nagisa”
    Offical: “Why, ffs?”
    Guy: “She cheated on my with Tomoya”

    BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

     
    Comment by Tiexandrea
    30-10-2008 18:03 # Report

    kid : dad, i think it’s about time i met my mother…
    dad : okay, you’re right… *gives his son a DVD*
    kid: *slits wrist*

    Comment by trezaquets
    31-10-2008 00:35 # Report

    HAUHAUHAUAHUHAUHAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUA

    this really funny,,,
    to think that people who married 2D char will go through this kind of dialogue.,,.,.

     
     
    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 00:19 # Report

    Honestly, I think this is stupid, yet funny, but yeah I may have crushes on 2D girls (Konata), but I’m don’t wanna marry one, besides some 2D chicks are wi-yatches, besides anime inspired my 3D fetish

     
    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 00:21 # Report

    But………I call Konata!!!!!

     
    Comment by Gogetassj5raf
    31-10-2008 00:36 # Report

    they are all bitches
    better pick up real girls lol
    and learning business and Bill Gates measures

    Comment by Tots
    15-11-2008 11:06 # Report

    Like you

     
     
    Comment by Roan
    31-10-2008 00:53 # Report

    Mahahahahha….well, the idea is pretty sad though i don’t like the comments about japan and japanese people….generally i dont like the racist comment

    Comment by Artefact
    31-10-2008 01:05 # Report

    Yes, it has to be remembered that most Japanese exhibit the responses you see here as well.

    You can probably find a similar contingent of people in America or elsewhere who’d argue they have a right to marry children or animals, but I hardly think this would be grounds to condemn America as a perverted nation.

     
     
    Comment by metatron
    31-10-2008 00:53 # Report

    this just go beyond our fandom but this looks interesting though

     
    Comment by Kadian1364
    31-10-2008 02:59 # Report

    Yeah, you could probably find 530 yahoos in any country, and I’m guessing from some of the comments that many of them were just trolling.

    Comment by Artefact
    31-10-2008 03:56 # Report

    There’s some 1400 petitioners now…

     
     
    Comment by akiaki
    31-10-2008 06:06 # Report

    2D girls can’t work, pay my bills, and cook. They just take away my money and make me find food for myself.

    Comment by Artefact
    31-10-2008 06:36 # Report

    You’re able to find a 3D one to consistently do any of those things for you?

    Comment by akiaki
    31-10-2008 09:15 # Report

    Sadly I used to have a 3D girl that did those thing but she had to move. Right now, I’m stuck doing things myself.

     
     
     
    Comment by DemonLordShugo
    31-10-2008 06:38 # Report

    To quote Asuka Langley Soryu, あんたバカァ!!? 
    (Anta baka!!?/What are you stupid!!?)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_sZmv4HAg4&feature=related

    Comment by Laie
    08-11-2008 04:52 # Report

    バカ, I think the ァ is not needed. Also: why katakana?

    Comment by BuggyBY
    09-11-2008 06:01 # Report

    It’s spelled that way in the manga.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    30-03-2009 17:57 # Report

    It’s emphasis.

     
     
     
    Comment by Mr. Mxyzptlk
    31-10-2008 07:33 # Report

    The only benefit this could have would be to keep those genetics out of the pool.

    Comment by Sarukah
    31-10-2008 08:57 # Report

    This.

     
    Comment by Ivan
    02-11-2008 17:56 # Report

    Agree!

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    16-04-2009 18:19 # Report

    Either way, they are not going to enter the pool hahaha!

     
     
    Comment by Batta the Beast
    31-10-2008 09:58 # Report

    This is ridiculous! I, Batta the Beast, will not stand for this! How am I, a minor boss of a sprite-based SRPG, supposed to find a girlfriend if all these freakish third-dimensional beings keep taking all of them?!

    I guess it’s back to pillaging and plundering for love… *grumble*

    Comment by Lyndis
    13-12-2008 02:06 # Report

    Oh, how about lil’ ol’ Lyn? You do know that punishment is a way of showing love!

    (sorry, couldn’t resist the reference)

     
     
    Comment by Aku
    31-10-2008 11:57 # Report

    What a beautiful way to show love.
    Bringing the term “Mai waifu” to a whole new level I see.
    Hahahahaha.

     
    Comment by Shiro
    31-10-2008 16:03 # Report

    “We’ve no interest in the 3D. If we could, we’d like to live in a 2D world. However, with current technology, this is not possible. So at the very least, can we have marriage to 2D characters legally recognised? If this were to come to pass, I intend to marry Asahina Mikuru.”

    HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA. HAAAH HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA.

    Then that means if they want to go 2D, let’s kill them in this 3D world, and revive them in 2D world. Because they themselves are not interested with 3D anymore.

    Comment by ipood
    03-11-2008 17:55 # Report

    People die, when they are killed.
    And they don’t have the guts to do it.

    Comment by Shiro
    04-11-2008 16:09 # Report

    Hence that comment of mine. It was a joke though.

     
     
     
    Comment by dathwampeer
    01-11-2008 20:33 # Report

    i think japan seriously needs to invest in new legislation… to arrest any moronic bastard who attempts to marry a 2D character.
    i think a large scale cleansing in japan is required. cut off the crazy before it spreads

     
    Comment by Yusei Fudo
    03-11-2008 01:44 # Report

    I support this Petittion and wish to add my name to it and help it out anyway i can, besides it’s about time someone decided to do this. there have been a few 2D characters i’ve had my eye on lol^^

     
    Comment by ipood
    03-11-2008 17:53 # Report

    I’ll hunt them down if they marry my favourite characters. Like others said this does give anime enjoyers a bad name, but hey there’s nutjobs everywhere. A few times there were men marrying dolls because they either believed their deceased wife was reincarnated in her, or that their future/past-life wives were in there. Figurine marriage is already possible it seems, but how does one pull this off to begin with?
    People seriously considering 2D girl marriage should be able to get intensive government-funded therapy.

    Comment by lol wut
    04-11-2008 14:01 # Report

    “I’ll hunt them down if they marry my favourite characters.”

    …Why?

    Comment by Anonymous
    24-12-2008 17:49 # Report

    Closet ?

     
     
     
    Comment by Reality
    04-11-2008 04:11 # Report

    That this guy even gets the chance to start a pettition. He`s a complete wacko who should be sent to a psychiatrist or at least someone should slam him in the face with one of his manga`s and tell him to get back to reality.

    Geez what a morron, such people give humans a bad name.

    Comment by BuggyBY
    09-11-2008 06:03 # Report

    I wish to report you for apostrophe abuse.

     
     
    Comment by Ipud
    04-11-2008 13:21 # Report

    How do we know if the girls want to get married?
    what if they don’t? what then!

    Comment by Shiro
    04-11-2008 16:11 # Report

    In the end, I guess only the copyright owners of each stuff (Haruhi with the original novel author and the animation studio etc) can decide to let it happen or not.

    But if they do I don’t know what else needs to be done.

     
    Comment by Caio
    15-11-2008 11:11 # Report

    That’s the only problem IMHO

     
     
    Comment by Peanutbutter003
    04-11-2008 19:03 # Report

    It’s Mikuru!?!?!

    *faints*

     
    Comment by Supporter of Anti-Ecchi
    06-11-2008 00:51 # Report

    THIS IS SO STUPID! If ecchi wasn’t BAD ENOUGH… Otaku’s who want this go die. Man… Japan needs help. First step get rid of ecchi, then get rid of this mess. Yeah, the Japanese need God.

    Comment by lool
    08-11-2008 16:31 # Report

    Too bad there is no such thing as “god” isn’t it?

     
    Comment by BuggyBY
    09-11-2008 06:02 # Report

    What the fuck is “Anti-Ecchi”? Asexual much?
    And the last thing the Japanese need is even more foaming-at-the-mouth evangelists. Trust me, they have more than their fair share.

    Comment by SeaOfStars
    15-11-2008 11:22 # Report

    Japan doesn’t need nor want God. It causes too much trouble; the subway sarin gas attacks proved that.

    Comment by Ahinigami
    03-12-2008 01:42 # Report

    Well , I dont mind if they dont believe in god but please dont take away my Miko :p …. Marrying to a 2d character is just too funny , I like 2d girl over 3d but thats just too much …. Set aside copyright , Is it really ok for so many guy having the same character as wife(Gangbang?) and how is the character going to respond whether he/she wanted it or not …. Since japan is 1 of the most leading country in robot technology , they should start building a robot with AI for each character for those guys =.=!!!.

     
     
     
     
    Comment by Inu
    09-11-2008 04:59 # Report

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF Lol. That’s just weird. Talk about cyber babies >_>

     
    Comment by Alyssa
    15-11-2008 23:59 # Report

    what’s the point of marrying something that’s not even alive, and is a puppet of the animator/artist? xD

     
    Comment by unico
    26-11-2008 11:11 # Report

    the only good this will do
    is weed out the weak people.

    so go ahead and make this a dream come true for these guys and gals

     
    Comment by Watson Waterstone
    24-12-2008 08:39 # Report

    Are ALL otaku socially retarded?!

    By the way, they should find a way to procreate nonsexually. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    24-12-2008 12:04 # Report

    Not ALL otakus are socially retarded.

    It’s just that the other 99.5% give the rest of us a bad name.

    Comment by chad001
    24-12-2008 13:12 # Report

    exactly… it’s just all those other 0.5% are retards… legally marry a concept? Ridiculous ( and yes, each anime character can be considered a concept) it’s like try to say: “Hey, I want it to be legal for me to marry the portrait of the Mona Lisa”, any being you can’t talk/connect, respond, or ask is obviously not a being, just a concept of one. Sheesh Those assholes, they bring shame to us otakus.

     
    Comment by Watson Waterstone
    29-12-2008 09:11 # Report

    I see.

     
     
     
    Comment by chad001
    24-12-2008 13:18 # Report

    Damn…

     
    Comment by maga
    24-12-2008 18:15 # Report

    Dibs on Nagi-Sama

     
    Comment by Tommy
    24-12-2008 20:09 # Report

    OMG! This is just wrong..

     
    Comment by 360E
    25-12-2008 04:48 # Report

    Concentral camps, all of them. NOW!

    Comment by RickyOld
    14-01-2009 22:47 # Report

    Concentration camps much?

     
     
    Comment by Carrot
    28-12-2008 14:28 # Report

    Coming from an obsessed anime artist/character designer’s veiw, I wouldn’t allow it. Actually, if they want to MARRY a character, shouldn’t they ask the character’s mother or father? (Aka, creator) Because they’re the original voice behind it…

    But still I don’t know what self respecting Manga/anime creator would allow that O__o

     
    Comment by Buutan
    28-12-2008 18:01 # Report

    …Mikuru’s underaged. You’ve gotta be like 20 to get married in Japan, or something like that, correct me if I’m mistaken.

    Whoever gets Miku first is just gonna get lynched one way or another. Then the second, the third, the one-hundred and twenty-six, etc…

     
    Comment by Jen Igma
    28-12-2008 20:55 # Report

    I prefer 2D to 3D. I’d love to marry a 2D loli.

     
    Comment by Agus
    29-12-2008 14:50 # Report

    Awesome! I will move to Japan like right nao!

    I’m marrying Lyn, even if I already married her in my fandom!

    Yes Lyn from Fire Emblem!

     
    Comment by IAmALolicon
    31-12-2008 05:59 # Report

    This WHOLE THING is totally wrong!

     
    Comment by Yokaze
    31-12-2008 15:32 # Report

    It’s stuff like this that tells me to stop calling myself an “otaku,” because I’m simply just a fan of Japanese popular culture and in fact NOT an otaku. Man, this is pathetic… >_>

    Comment by eksuterru-kun
    31-12-2008 19:56 # Report

    same here…
    that’s why sometimes i just refuse to be labelled otaku…
    those guys are over obsessed and down right pathetic

     
     
    Comment by Question Mark
    01-01-2009 19:04 # Report

    so hows the fight on gay 2d marriage? i say they should let them as long as they can get actual consent. And them snag them for forging signatures. Its a win win system, throw the otakus into a sleaze pit of themselves and shower broken figurines onto them

     
    Comment by Juli
    05-01-2009 01:19 # Report

    WTF? This shit keeps getting weirder every day.

    …I call Nozomu.

     
    Comment by Takeo
    02-02-2009 18:47 # Report

    it keeps getting weirder and weirder everyday, besides what about the future.?

     
    Comment by AmericanOtaku83
    12-02-2009 16:46 # Report

    Okay, now this is just stupid. Yes, we all have had fantasies about sexing up anime babes. But I won’t even purchase a body pillow. Even I have standards. To be honest, I’d rather marry a seiyuu like Aya Hirano or Shoko Nakagawa, except that I’m sure that they both have extremely protective boyfriends and being an American, I probably wouldn’t have a chance with either one, or any Japanese woman for that matter. Plus, with a real woman, you don’t have to worry about getting papercuts on your junk…

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    15-02-2009 21:10 # Report

    This is ridiculous, they clearly haven’t thought this through
    First of all the characters don’t have an actual choice in what goes on, it’s the magaka’s who decide what goes on
    Secondly, think of all the people who would want to marry the same people

     
    Comment by loseless
    19-02-2009 02:40 # Report

    how many girls would marry ikuto..

    Comment by Anonymous
    16-04-2009 18:28 # Report

    LOL!

    You’re right!

     
     
    Comment by Vetus
    19-02-2009 03:39 # Report

    If they were living at The Simpson’s world, Homer Simpson would marry them. :P For those who didn’t get the joke, it was in one episode where Homer would marry everyone: even comic freaks with human-size dolls of comic heroines.

     
    Comment by Waterfall Towers
    08-03-2009 09:49 # Report

    What if 3D girls have been nasty to the otaku all their lives?

    Comment by komp
    14-03-2009 14:27 # Report

    he’s just picking on the wrong girls…heve you guys ever thought that there are female otakus out there? they are as ronery as you are.

     
     
    Comment by Saph
    16-03-2009 02:31 # Report

    Dude.

    This is fucking hilarious. Think of the children produced! xD

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    22-03-2009 13:33 # Report

    Japan is pioner in robot designs, each time this robot look more similar to humans. maybe in a future anime companies sell robots with the personality of some anime character ….the world is each day more crazy *sigh*

     
    Comment by Cireck
    30-03-2009 19:05 # Report

    Seriously I think this is above the meaning of being an otaku but if ppl is happy doing this kind of things and doesnt affects our lifes at all there is no reason to complain it makes this world unique, interesting and amusing, now im going to clean cause I puked for 20 mins for lol too much…

     
    Comment by CCs_No1_Fanboy
    04-04-2009 19:42 # Report

    Yes, because having different views about life is very retarded. SO WHAT if peope prefer the 2 dimension?

    Being an otaku isnt exclusive to anime either. If you read a lot of books, you can be considered a book otaku, so calling otakus “retards” is pretty much calling everyone who has a hobby a retard.

    And what about someone who CAN meet real girls, but just prefers anime girls? I see that more like a personal preference than a creepy obsession.

    Oh, and I have a petition for the marriage between C.C from Code Geass, and I, her number 1 fanboy across the web

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/ccfanboymarriage

     
    Comment by Necropoke
    23-04-2009 20:02 # Report

    This wouldn’t work unless the copyright holder agreed to create an avatar/character for the husband, and even then, it would have to be something that the wife character would be interested in romantically… or, they could make the character exactly like the real life person, and then the copyright holder can create a story, deciding what happens. But I don’t believe in inter-dimensional relationships. The real life person doesn’t exist in the character’s universe, and vice versa. Hm, that gives me another idea. The copyright holder could choose an actor to cosplay the character, and act exactly like it at all times, and the copyright holder can declare this person the official 3d representation of the character, but this is less feasible than the first idea. But most likely, the copyright holder would not agree to either of the 2 options in the first place.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    04-05-2009 11:09 # Report

    Well…gotta say, this is a surprise.

    If I were to speak positively on the matter, I’dsay that for one thing, it frees Mikuru from the torment she regularly gets from Haruhi. Secondly, I’d probably pick Kula Diamond or Big Boss if I was homosexual.

    But I’m not exactly fully supportive of this. For one thing, his mental health is in question. He’s gonna die alone, and his wife will do nothing to help. A sad thing, eh?

    Course, this isn’t the first time Japanhas taken anime seriously. Remember that big funeral they had for Raoh from Fist of the North Star?

     
    Comment by Hibou_blanc
    07-05-2009 10:34 # Report

    Surely the only way for it to be consensual would be for the author of the manga to actually write him into the story – I presume there’d be teary eyes and tender confessions all round. The guy would probably have to be consulted so he could be accurately depicted in the manga (but is that a good idea?). Then he could dictate to the author about the sweet life he wants to share with his new wife. I imagine the author would charge a premium for this service…
    It opens up a pretty disturbing idea – authors creating manga about yourself on demand, and a fantasy life created just for you :)

     
    Comment by janus zeal
    14-05-2009 01:54 # Report

    Even calling them 3D and 2D is ridiculous. Scientifically 2D is “real”. Anime characters are nothing more then ideas.

    Also “3D” people are really 4D because they exist in time as well.

     
    Comment by hellifiknow
    26-05-2009 12:28 # Report

    the jealousy over characters could start a WWW (World Wide War)

     
    Comment by skynet
    26-05-2009 12:59 # Report

    There’s another article on here somewhere stating that in Enlgand, at least, fictional entities have rights, which is why the illegalized loli manga. By the same logic it should be possible to marry 2d characters, not that either idea makes any sense without AIs to replicate their personalities. And the www is coming anyway, with or without weird stuff.

     



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