Otaku Demand Right to Wed 2D Characters

Otaku Demand Right to Wed 2D Characters - SOS-dan Brides Nagato, Haruhi and Mikuru

Otaku have petitioned the government for the right to marry 2D characters.

The online petition in question:

“We’ve no interest in the 3D. If we could, we’d like to live in a 2D world. However, with current technology, this is not possible. So at the very least, can we have marriage to 2D characters legally recognised? If this were to come to pass, I intend to marry Asahina Mikuru.”

The most interesting comment we see in response is this:

“I’ve been married to Arcueid of Tsukihime for five years now. I’ve no doubt that I want to spend the rest of my life with her. As someone who lives in two dimensions, I’d very much like to support this measure!”

Via Gigazine.

Currently the measure has 530 supporters, with a million seemingly being the target for it to be presented to the diet, should they tear themselves away from trying to ban 2D characters for long enough to hear it.


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    Comment by rargy
    03:02 30/10/2008 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Mikuru was my least favorite. He could have her.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 26/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Thank you!
    Finally someone agrees.

    Comment by Goofy Mouse
    19:53 29/10/2008 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    Excuse me...
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Comment by gau
    22:58 29/10/2008 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    allow me to laugh with you... BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

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    Comment by raikentb
    05:11 30/10/2008 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah me too

    pffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Japan's already got the longest life expectancy and now it's going for lowest birth rate too.

    Comment by Kiisu_
    13:24 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Natural Selection! I LIKE THAT!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:15 06/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ya people need to get over themselves and just fuck more

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:41 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    golden

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    Comment by vesper_nova
    07:39 30/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    (falls dead frome luaghing)

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    Comment by Nebs
    13:03 30/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan already has one of the lowest birth rates, at least as far as first world countries go. The ratio in Tokyo is less than 1 child per family, with a little over 1 for Japan as a whole. At this rate, the Japanese are due to become extinct.

    Comment by Anonymous

    ROFL, lowest birth rate would only count from having a birth rate....

    Comment by chad001

    It's not that they don't fuck, they do, a little too much btw, it's just they ALL get abortions, and the ones that don't, get run over by some bozo on the street, this isn't an offense, it's just how the world works.

    Comment by IAmALolicon
    05:59 31/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    This WHOLE THING is totally wrong!

    Comment by Yokaze
    15:32 31/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's stuff like this that tells me to stop calling myself an "otaku," because I'm simply just a fan of Japanese popular culture and in fact NOT an otaku. Man, this is pathetic... >_>

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    Comment by eksuterru-kun
    19:56 31/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    same here...
    that's why sometimes i just refuse to be labelled otaku...
    those guys are over obsessed and down right pathetic

    Comment by Agus
    14:50 29/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awesome! I will move to Japan like right nao!

    I'm marrying Lyn, even if I already married her in my fandom!

    Yes Lyn from Fire Emblem!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:46 06/11/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like Lyn alot too, but more in the sense that I think she's good character...

    Btw...funny as hell.

    Comment by Buutan
    18:01 28/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Mikuru's underaged. You've gotta be like 20 to get married in Japan, or something like that, correct me if I'm mistaken.

    Whoever gets Miku first is just gonna get lynched one way or another. Then the second, the third, the one-hundred and twenty-six, etc...

    Comment by Carrot
    14:28 28/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Coming from an obsessed anime artist/character designer's veiw, I wouldn't allow it. Actually, if they want to MARRY a character, shouldn't they ask the character's mother or father? (Aka, creator) Because they're the original voice behind it...

    But still I don't know what self respecting Manga/anime creator would allow that O__o

    Comment by Question Mark
    19:04 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so hows the fight on gay 2d marriage? i say they should let them as long as they can get actual consent. And them snag them for forging signatures. Its a win win system, throw the otakus into a sleaze pit of themselves and shower broken figurines onto them

    Comment by Jen Igma
    20:55 28/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I prefer 2D to 3D. I'd love to marry a 2D loli.

    Comment by Vetus
    03:39 19/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they were living at The Simpson's world, Homer Simpson would marry them. :P For those who didn't get the joke, it was in one episode where Homer would marry everyone: even comic freaks with human-size dolls of comic heroines.

    Comment by Waterfall Towers
    09:49 08/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What if 3D girls have been nasty to the otaku all their lives?

    Comment by komp
    14:27 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    he's just picking on the wrong girls...heve you guys ever thought that there are female otakus out there? they are as ronery as you are.

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    Comment by loseless
    02:40 19/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how many girls would marry ikuto..

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:28 16/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!

    You're right!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:10 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is ridiculous, they clearly haven't thought this through
    First of all the characters don't have an actual choice in what goes on, it's the magaka's who decide what goes on
    Secondly, think of all the people who would want to marry the same people

    Comment by Takeo
    18:47 02/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it keeps getting weirder and weirder everyday, besides what about the future.?

    Comment by 360E
    04:48 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Concentral camps, all of them. NOW!

    Comment by RickyOld
    22:47 14/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Concentration camps much?

    Comment by AmericanOtaku83
    16:46 12/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Okay, now this is just stupid. Yes, we all have had fantasies about sexing up anime babes. But I won't even purchase a body pillow. Even I have standards. To be honest, I'd rather marry a seiyuu like Aya Hirano or Shoko Nakagawa, except that I'm sure that they both have extremely protective boyfriends and being an American, I probably wouldn't have a chance with either one, or any Japanese woman for that matter. Plus, with a real woman, you don't have to worry about getting papercuts on your junk...

    Comment by Juli
    01:19 05/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF? This shit keeps getting weirder every day.

    ...I call Nozomu.

    Comment by Alyssa
    23:59 15/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    what's the point of marrying something that's not even alive, and is a puppet of the animator/artist? xD

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    Comment by unico
    11:11 26/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    the only good this will do
    is weed out the weak people.

    so go ahead and make this a dream come true for these guys and gals

    Comment by Inu
    04:59 09/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF Lol. That's just weird. Talk about cyber babies >_>

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    Comment by maga
    18:15 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dibs on Nagi-Sama

    Comment by Watson Waterstone
    08:39 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are ALL otaku socially retarded?!

    By the way, they should find a way to procreate nonsexually. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:04 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not ALL otakus are socially retarded.

    It's just that the other 99.5% give the rest of us a bad name.

    Comment by Watson Waterstone
    09:11 29/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see.

    Comment by chad001
    13:12 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    exactly... it's just all those other 0.5% are retards... legally marry a concept? Ridiculous ( and yes, each anime character can be considered a concept) it's like try to say: "Hey, I want it to be legal for me to marry the portrait of the Mona Lisa", any being you can't talk/connect, respond, or ask is obviously not a being, just a concept of one. Sheesh Those assholes, they bring shame to us otakus.

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    Comment by Tommy
    20:09 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG! This is just wrong..

    Comment by Cireck
    19:05 30/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously I think this is above the meaning of being an otaku but if ppl is happy doing this kind of things and doesnt affects our lifes at all there is no reason to complain it makes this world unique, interesting and amusing, now im going to clean cause I puked for 20 mins for lol too much...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:11 15/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So.... how does the 2d girl consent? How does this guy know that Asahina doesn't want to marry me?

    He should probably go to therapy....

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:59 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just one word: headshot...

    But seriously, it's just damn ridicolous. I can't belive there are people who can take cartoons that seriously.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:58 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wouldn't cheating and consent be an issue in this subject?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 17/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh oh if i can marry 1 and decide to divorce will i lose half my goods XD no seriously Otakus r getting crazier and crazier not to be rude but thats the sad truth

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:21 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This, this is why you otakus are being seen in a negative light. Jeezus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:44 24/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish I could do that

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:45 12/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    HERE IS A BETTER IDEA: Why not draw the marriage certificate and ceremony? That way, it will exist in the 2D world and you don't have to make an absurd law over it.







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