A man (21), arrested for his amorous antics with a twelve-year-old girl, had an interesting defence for his actions – he thought she was nine.
Police investigations revealed the man to have been introduced to the girl, in her first year of middle school, by a male acquaintance who knew her.
They met at a hotel, and there the man filmed himself having sex with girl, and saved the movie to his computer.
Police received an anonymous tipoff that the girl student had been involved in this, and on conducting searches of the contents of her phone, found it contained incriminating images, at which point they arrested their man.
As a result of all this, he was charged with both obscene acts and making child pornography. His admission was enlightening: “I thought the girl was a 9-year-old.”
Via the NHK.








Poor guy got trolled.
Not to mention ripped off if he paid for it…
Ahahahahaha!
Best laugh I’ve had in a while.
It’s a serious situation, but still funny.
I don’t see how it would have made things better if she had been nine years old.
Better irony.
haha yeah
I think he don’t know anymore what to say to the police,,
so he said whatever at his head,.,.
then he said that.,.,
Y HE DO DIS
The correct phrase is “I thought she was nineTEEN
WTF?? this guy digged his own grave a little deeper…
12? she was legal in Mexico.
nope, not legal here. lol
Would be fine if she was one year older, in Japan. Or something. I mean legal.
Fine is for those involved to decide (as if).
they don’t decide anymore, they’re parents do. best thing to do if you were the child is not to change you demeanor. that tips parents off. then they alert the cops. even if your over 16, your parents still do this shit in japan. however in this case the guy is just plain fucked up and should be slapped upside his head for digging himself in deeper and examined for being a complete tool.
More like *he* was the ⑨ there …
You just made my day.
I wonder how many people got that x3
I know where you come from :3
you just cant trust 12-years-old anymore can you?
lol
Thats anime & hentai for ya Causes pedophiles & sick cunts burn them all in hells fire & watch this world cry for a new one .. .
I thought hentai was a thing to keep these kind people off the streets. Obviusly not…
I LOL’ed hard at the title.
Then felt deeply ashamed.
They should really bring in the death penalty for these sort of cases…. the amount of raep is really just too ridiculous to be ignored. Is being violated on Japanese females’ to-do-lists yet… -_-”?
No, they should bring in the death penalty for murder and rape.
Doing something deemed as pleasurable to a biologically sexual living human being =/= KILL
kinda harsh really. what about all the cases where the guy gets duped. like they go on a few dates, get closer, they fuck, then WHAM! she blackmails him for cash. if he don’t pay the bitch goes to the cops and cries rape. then the poor sucker spends years behind bars. this shit happens alot i hear, especially with lesser known internuts dating sites. even in australia. then the poor sucker spends years behind bars. the message here, become a catholic priest. no wait, what did i just say?
he should of fucked her more i would love it its sexy only if she liked it ! it is a bit sad xxxxxxxxx
they should arrest him on charges of being stupid
HAH scammed u idiot, perhaps u should think twice b4 going for the younger girls these days
haha, japs are so fucked up man. on the other hand, they did invent the whole child pornography thing, a great contribution to the damnation of mankind.
That must explain why it’s so much safer for children in Japan than in European and American nations?
Because the US/EU people like to think their prudish stagnate mindsets actually protect people….
People might want to knock Japan for being strange but they have a insane work ethic that needs alot of “innocent fodder”(fictionalized stuff for those that are reading in to much) to function.
Sure you have people making a hobby out of the stuff but its no worse than any other extreme and frankly the issues with those that hide from society do not come from the fiction they use to run away from the real world but rather from the harshness of the real world.
/Incoherent intellectual
uh. no they didn’t, they just popularized loli, which is hardly the same thing as kiddy porn. child pornography has been around for centuries, one just need look at the christian bible to see it reprinted everywhere in that “wonderful contribution to the damnation of mankind.”
You mean deliciousness?
>_>
Probably enjo kousai.
Wow. That is quite possibily the most epic fail of defence statements ever.
Does anyone have that video? <_<
yes please! anyone? lol
I haven’t laughed so hard in at least a year. God, i’d give all the money i have to see that actually happen.
i call bullshit, this has been a recurring pedobear joke for YEARS! They even have tshirts of it.
Lmfao, I had only seen one part of the header at first:
“Accidental Sex with 12-Year-Old – “I Thought She Was…”
I was already face-palming at how I imagined he said he confused a 12 y.o with an 18 y.o.
I almost died laughing when I saw the full header.
“I thought the girl was a 9-year-old.”
Not helping things here, moron.
Guys, in a sensible world, this might actually be a valid defense, in regards to pregnancy risk at least. More girls are able to conceive children at 12 compared to at 9.
What? It just makes it more wrong. Pre-pubescent girls shouldn’t have sex, it’s unnatural. That would make a tremendous difference in the defense. Having sex with post-pubescent girls, however, it is okay (if consensual), since they are naturally prepared for that, and are able to feel pleasure, conceive, etc.
Girls can have orgasms from 5-6 years old without any physical or traumatic damage.
unnatural =/= wrong.
Anyone know what the penalty is for this sort of thing in Japan? I heard these guys get away with little more than a slap on the wrist. A lot of the perpetrators are elites, politicians doctors and lawyers, rather than otaku.
it is created for that lawl
LOL – aw man be glad hes not in the usa, saying something like that
i am 12 fyi