Otaku Terror Ranking
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Sep 3, 2008 04:35 JST
- Tags: Akihabara, Bizarre, Image Gallery, Otaku, Photography
Who is the most otaku of them all? There seem to be a number capable of giving the ardent Mrs Wide Open fan here a run for his money, so by all means take a look and decide for yourself.








































*gasp* isnt that Danny Choo at the bottom? how dare you slander him! Gotta say some of those photos made me laugh.
I think he would be the first to admit to it, and besides, he is the only one with a blaster…
DannyChoo is my hero, and yes that storm trooper is definitely him. He is even wearing the haruhi armband.
You best be trolling.
lol
THIS IS MADNESS!!!
THIS IS oTAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!1
this is a bad place to be a woman… or a lil 7 year old girl
THIS – IS – SPARTA
Dannychoo is the most successful otaku i’ve ever known. So why can’t he be there?
Dannychoo is a legend, i still laugh at his dance videos.
DannyChoo is awesome :D
Well I know you’re joking but just to those who don’t know it yet…there’s usually a 180* at the end of a list of pictures….you know, loads of hot girls then BAM! eye-gouger at the end.
Same here. Danny contrasts the typical low angler helplessly weird otaku with stylish white knight finesse. Instead of chasing after skirts, he’s got them hanging off his arms.
So in the end, good ol strom troopers get the best stuff ;)
hahahaha so true!
haha lol
one of the pictures is from a german blog
heres the full gallery
http://www.meidocafe.jp/2008/05/14/erleben-mit-melonpan-dakimakura-grand-prix-von-bern/
I recognised him – Melonpan of Switzerland, known for dating in prominent fashion dakimakura Nia… Nice to have the link.
I’m surprised you didn’t post that picture of the Swiss guy in the bar with the Nia dakimakura…the confused loli in the background is cute, too.
Oh, these are too funny! The image descriptions… I’m so glad I know German.
thats fucking hilarious.
ah.. dannychoo! cool one piece pic.
This is creepy… so these fellas are genuine otakus eh? I guess i’m no where near their level despite being called one… hahaha…
Sheesh, I’m feeling left out of the fun, now. I gotta get me one of them big pillows and some fancier pajamas.
Being allowed to take upskirt pictures like that and not getting brained by a shovel or something… truly do I envy those lucky souls.
Hilarious pics – please post more, good sir!
. . . . .get a life.
I gotta say i laughed the most at the cross dressing cosplayers and the one camera man in jeans in the first couple pictures.
man those are some hardcore otakus
Ive always wonder whats up with the fingerless gloves
I lol’d at the “Haruhi desu.” but then remembered that these are my peers, then I got depressed.
The ugly dudes that dress up as female charters just freak me the hell out.
Some of them really scare me. Especially the camera guy in blue and white shirt. Makes me think twice of actually going to a con. *shudders*
American cons aren’t nearly as bad. Still gotta watch out a bit though…
American cons are inestimably worse, because everyone is American.
hay luk guise its saKUUUUUUUUra from naRUUUUUUUto.
I’m also a Otaku ,but i’ll never do like that ~
Danny defiantly wins.
Shinku = win… But Shinku-cosplay-man = hilarious… I’m called an Otaku, but these guys are just EXTREME. HARUHI です !!! In b4, Pedobear-cosplay
they’re really are otaku,,.,.
they go into the path of light, as in picture 13.,,.
Shocking! The Trooper is the coolest among them. Can’t blame for someone who likes Star Wars also.
He has lots of midichlorians.
LOL , this was REALLY funny, but also kinda sad… every 3 pics, you see an otaku sticking his camera up some slut’s skirt/dress
pic #2,3,4’s photoshopped.Just look at his shadows.
Oh noes! They be shooting mai waifu!
At least the storm trooper has some brains (maybe shame too), he hides his face!
More like ‘fake otaku persona for seducing hot cosplayer girls’. Looks successful, too!
Those are some weird otakus except Danny
Aye aye to that. Danny has gotta be one of the most respectable and successful otaku around :D
Wish I can manage both otaku life and career together s well as he does, but that’s probably never gonna happen. He’s truly living a dream that many otaku (I think) envy.
Still need to find time to learn Japanese seriously…can only learn so much watching raw&subbed anime and videos on nico nico.
well that aint a bad start. But I also recommend watching some Doramas(j-series) and perhaps real TV shows. will help u much more than just anime
How about not trying to learn a non Indo-european language by watching tv? Take a real fucking class. You’ll learn a lot faster, and you’ll be less likely to piss people off by using the wrong grammar forms.
OMG! I totally met that dude who dresses up as Stinku in Akiba. He was quite friendly, and posed for a shot with me.
lucky you…
I wonder to myself exactly how I would react upon meeting many of the above individuals.
Those first gaijin were some of the best looking ones there.
OMG stupid NERDS YOU WILL ALL FEEL THE EMPERRORS WRATH!!!!
I think the message is clear: JOIN THE EMPIRE! CHICKS LOVE THE UNIFORM !
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this makes me feel sad……..
um WHAT THE FUCK? and that is scary lol
the storm trooper is probably the coolest guy there
Aside from the creepy upskirt people, I thought this gallery was a lot of fun. Just a bunch of nerds, being themselves. It’s… refreshing.
scary….
picture. 3,4,5 . amazing. so much passion in is work and style
The family doing One Piece cosplay is just adorable.
Danny Choooo…
Perhaps it’s just me, but I feel that the guys openly shooting upskirts of girls cooperatively wearing special costumes and striking calculated poses which facilitate such activity, are somewhat akin to hunters who take part in a canned hunt.
Oh dear!
I’m no where near these fellas…
*Sigh*
Relieved, its good to know that I still have not passed the borderline yet.
The background guy with the green jacket has to be the coolest motherfucker ever to hold a camera.
damn i love anime but this nerds are shit! bottom of the food chain! 0 social status ,only strong in the INTERNET and probably rejected by most people in REAL LIFE. people like this give photographers a bad name.
Hahaha gotta love the One Piece family and the Shinku crossdresser