In an act clearly carefully calculated to elicit international sympathy for the defence of Korea’s integral heartland of the Liancourt Rocks/Takeshima/Dokdo, Korean patriots have smashed to death with hammers wicked aggressor pheasants of the war bloated Empire of the Rising Sun, outside their very embassy, casting their mangled remains into the embassy grounds.
The pheasants in question were supposed to be Japan’s national bird, so their pulverisation should leave Japan in no doubt as to who the rocks really belong to.
Such tactics are not uncommonly employed by such Korean groups; below are some gory examples of animal participants in these demonstations (though not much more gory than you might see in a butcher’s shop, assuming your butcher carries dog head and mulched pheasant).
However, the patriots may unfortunately have been overzealous even by Korean standards, as it appears the birds they selected for execution were in fact the Korean national bird, also a pheasant; other Korean patriots are said to be most annoyed that they selected the wrong bird for their demonstration of territorial solidarity.
The actual body of the territorial dispute in question is so unbelievably tedious I will not broach the subject here. As with any territorial dispute, the prize goes in time to the stronger, whoever that may turn out to be.
Source. While it lasts a video of the event:
And some more macabre past event participants:
Instead of protesting this, PETA still protest Nintendo over Mario and Pokémon
………animal cruelty?
So, uh, new life plan: Don’t piss off Koreans.. o.O
Fucking slant gook monkey-faced tiny dicked asians.
The common misconception here that everyone is making is that everyone is over-generalizing the whole race/country/nation as these animal murdering extremists. This stereotyping and racism is NOT needed at all. It’s just a FEW irrational groups of people taking these actions and not an actual national movement. So please do not categorize ALL Koreans or ALL Asians as animal killing extremists. There have been cases in which children were skinned alive and had their brains eaten by psychopaths in the US, and torture chambers discovered in third world countries. Yet, Asians do not stereotype these nations on the scale that Americans are doing it on.